Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

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Re: Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

Post by FBM » Sun May 27, 2012 3:30 pm

tattuchu wrote:Perfectly beastly. If you're going to eat a gentleman's face, at least dress for the occasion. Dining out requires proper attire. What a ghastly lack of manners. I must say, the decline in etiquette in our modern society is most disheartening.
Innit so? And to top it all off, the officer right off shot the guy first, without so much as an introductory beating or tazing. It's a sign of the decline of American society, that's what it is. People over there don't even take their shoes off at the door anymore. :nono:
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Re: Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

Post by tattuchu » Sun May 27, 2012 3:41 pm

The cops are so quick to shoot! Don't even give the guy a chance. At least try to deal with the situation in a civilized fashion before resorting to unpleasantness. "I say, old chap. If it's not too terribly much trouble...not to inconvenience you, dear fellow...if you could see your way clear, of course...hate to be a bother...but could you possibly interrupt your meal long enough that we might arrest you? There's a good lad."
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Post by FBM » Sun May 27, 2012 3:49 pm

tattuchu wrote:The cops are so quick to shoot! Don't even give the guy a chance. At least try to deal with the situation in a civilized fashion before resorting to unpleasantness. "I say, old chap. If it's not too terribly much trouble...not to inconvenience you, dear fellow...if you could see your way clear, of course...hate to be a bother...but could you possibly interrupt your meal long enough that we might arrest you? There's a good lad."
Agreed in principle, but breaking the ice with some non-threatening topic is the way to go, according to Miss Manners. For example, the weather. "My, my. Unseasonably warm for May, wouldn't you say? On the one hand, you want to dress as lightly as possible, but on the other, you run the risk of a right blistering, don't you? I say, I've noticed your choice in the matter. You are wearing the proper sunblock, I hope. Oh, and begging your pardon, if it's not too much to ask, would you mind considering taking a brief respite from eating that person's face while we chat for a moment?"
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 27, 2012 4:00 pm

:hehe:

"I say, perfect weather for it."

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Post by Woodbutcher » Sun May 27, 2012 4:40 pm

What's the ugliest play in leper hockey?







































The face-off. :ddpan:
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 27, 2012 5:16 pm

A friend of mine did something similar, about forty years ago.
He was a bouncer in a nightclub that I worked in as a teenager. He was fighting a skinhead who had a knife, and he had him pinned down, but the kid was so strong, he was getting the hand with the knife free from his grip.

My friend bit the end of the kid's nose right off, which convinced him to stop fighting.
The staff didn't even call the police, they just handed him back his nose, and told him to take it down to the hospital and get it sewn back on.

It was a VERY violent place. At times.
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Post by Robert_S » Sun May 27, 2012 7:25 pm

mistermack wrote:A friend of mine did something similar, about forty years ago.
He was a bouncer in a nightclub that I worked in as a teenager. He was fighting a skinhead who had a knife, and he had him pinned down, but the kid was so strong, he was getting the hand with the knife free from his grip.

My friend bit the end of the kid's nose right off, which convinced him to stop fighting.
The staff didn't even call the police, they just handed him back his nose, and told him to take it down to the hospital and get it sewn back on.

It was a VERY violent place. At times.
Frightening I must say.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 27, 2012 7:39 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:The giving head jokes are strangely missing
It waq more a tongue salad thing I hear.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 27, 2012 7:43 pm

tattuchu wrote:Perfectly beastly. If you're going to eat a gentleman's face, at least dress for the occasion. Dining out requires proper attire. What a ghastly lack of manners. I must say, the decline in etiquette in our modern society is most disheartening.
Yeah,n forsooth... one should be welld ressed, and have proper wine and side dishes... for instance liver and other organ meat goes well with fava beans and chianty.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 27, 2012 7:46 pm

mistermack wrote:A friend of mine did something similar, about forty years ago.
He was a bouncer in a nightclub that I worked in as a teenager. He was fighting a skinhead who had a knife, and he had him pinned down, but the kid was so strong, he was getting the hand with the knife free from his grip.

My friend bit the end of the kid's nose right off, which convinced him to stop fighting.
The staff didn't even call the police, they just handed him back his nose, and told him to take it down to the hospital and get it sewn back on.

It was a VERY violent place. At times.
That's nothing new... a thousand years ago, there was that Icelander who found himself in a fight against a berserker, who was so hopped up that he didn't feel the sword blows, and apparently was not even cut... the guy won by ripping the berserker's throat off with his teeth.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:The giving head jokes are strangely missing
It waq more a tongue salad thing I hear.
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Sun May 27, 2012 10:00 pm

Hey, hey ... lay off'n the ear jokes!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 27, 2012 10:56 pm

Thumpalumpacus wrote:Hey, hey ... lay off'n the ear jokes!
You need to take it on the chin! :mod:
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