Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

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Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 27, 2012 3:25 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 48359.html

Errrrr....... :?
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre incident off the MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when officers responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage -- where, according to the Herald, an officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.
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Post by Warren Dew » Sun May 27, 2012 3:37 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.
I can understand the delay about the deceased and the victim, but why can't the officials just ask the officer involved what his name is?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 27, 2012 3:40 am

:hehe: Indeed... I think the copywriter shouldn't have been identified.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun May 27, 2012 7:51 am

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Post by JimC » Sun May 27, 2012 8:41 am

Naked zombies, eating their way to brains...
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun May 27, 2012 9:19 am

I hope they aimed for the head or there'll be trouble at the morgue later. :smoke:
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun May 27, 2012 9:26 am

Wow, that is some sick and freaky fetish that guy had going on. What was the guy being attacked doing? Was he being held at gunpoint, or was he restrained at all? How intense and scary it must have been to have that guy latch on to him like that where he could actually get a bite out of the guy.
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 27, 2012 10:18 am

It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 27, 2012 10:29 am

He was in the process of killing somebody and did not respond when ordered off... the fact that he was busy chewing the other guy's face off proved he was strong and dangerous, ergo, in the face of non compliance, lethal force became a better option than trying to wrestle him down.
Mace or baton were too close range for such a case, and I suspect he would have used a taser had he had one.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 10:32 am

PCP.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun May 27, 2012 10:33 am

I would have shot him. I wouldn't risk a bite. He could be carrying diseases if he was a eating human flesh as a habit. :smoke:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun May 27, 2012 10:34 am

Gawdzilla wrote:PCP.
Oh my, that's a set of letters I haven't seen in many a year... but yeah, looks like it could be it... and nobody wants to get in hand to hand range of a PCP crazed loony.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 10:43 am

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:PCP.
Oh my, that's a set of letters I haven't seen in many a year... but yeah, looks like it could be it... and nobody wants to get in hand to hand range of a PCP crazed loony.
No shit. Fastest way to end the situation is to end the perp. Less damage to the victim that way.

Oh, and many jurisdictions have a rule about releasing the name of the shooter in these cases. Retaliation by friends and family members is not uncommon. There will be a police board to determine if the shoot was righteous or if further investigation is need, possibly leading to charges being filed.
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 27, 2012 11:06 am

I have two nephews in the British Metropolitan Police.
I'm perfectly sure neither would have been helpless without a gun. They would have stopped the guy pretty quick, they do that stuff every day.

Not that I'm blaming the cop in this instance. He followed his training I expect.
Its a bit ironic that there appears to have been no tazer available, in a situation that cries out for it.
I thought that patrol officers had them. A tazer would certainly stop a naked man.

If the guy was paranoid schizophrenic, it's a tragedy for everybody, and mental illness shouldn't be a death sentence for anybody.

Anyway, I'm sulking now, because nobody got my "lose face" joke.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 11:09 am

mistermack wrote:I have two nephews in the British Metropolitan Police.
I'm perfectly sure neither would have been helpless without a gun. They would have stopped the guy pretty quick, they do that stuff every day.

Not that I'm blaming the cop in this instance. He followed his training I expect.
Its a bit ironic that there appears to have been no tazer available, in a situation that cries out for it.
I thought that patrol officers had them.

If the guy was paranoid schizophrenic, it's a tragedy for everybody, and mental illness shouldn't be a death sentence for anybody.

Anyway, I'm sulking now, because nobody got my "lose face" joke.
We saw it, we saw it.

As for the tazer, a lot of dusters think they make the most interesting tingling sensation, but once that goes away they're right back at what they were doing. The tazer is intended to incapacitate for a time after the charge to allow the officers to restrain the ALLEGED perp. Dusters don't do that.
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