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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 16, 2012 8:23 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:I volunteer to go and invite the alien leader to a football match in the English Championship (or whatever euphemism their second division is now known by). He or she will die of boredom.
I think it's called The Poundland Trophy League these days... :dunno:
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed May 16, 2012 8:31 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:We could offer them huge amounts of Budweiser.



They'd leave in disgust.

Carlsberg don't make bud. But if they did......


.....it would still be pish.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed May 16, 2012 8:31 pm

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John_fi_Skye wrote:I volunteer to go and invite the alien leader to a football match in the English Championship (or whatever euphemism their second division is now known by). He or she will die of boredom.
I think it's called The Poundland Trophy League these days... :dunno:
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 16, 2012 8:46 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:We could offer them huge amounts of Budweiser.



They'd leave in disgust.

Not if they're Merkin' aliens.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 16, 2012 8:55 pm

Merkin my arse.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Ian » Wed May 16, 2012 8:56 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:We could offer them huge amounts of Budweiser.



They'd leave in disgust.
Now I know what kind of beer to bring to the Train Wreck. :cheers:
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 16, 2012 8:59 pm

Ian wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:We could offer them huge amounts of Budweiser.



They'd leave in disgust.
Now I know what kind of beer to bring to the Train Wreck. :cheers:
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 16, 2012 9:01 pm

Piss my arse.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed May 16, 2012 9:02 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Piss my arse.
Sounds like interesting proclivities you have, Brian.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 17, 2012 12:54 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:Piss my arse.
Sounds like interesting proclivities you have, Brian.
Proclivities his arse.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Mysturji » Thu May 17, 2012 4:32 pm

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Brian Peacock wrote:French my arse.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Mysturji » Thu May 17, 2012 4:37 pm

Mr. Alien, we have not threatened you. You are threatening us.
You have convicted us of a crime which we did not commit, and sentenced us to death.
YOU are a threat to galactic civilisation. We are not.
You have become that which you most fear and dispise.
You know the penalty.
Carry out your duty.
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Mysturji » Thu May 17, 2012 4:38 pm

... Oh! And can we have your spaceship?
It looks really neat!
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu May 17, 2012 4:49 pm

Mysturji wrote:... Oh! And can we have your spaceship?
It looks really neat!
No, you have a crashed spaceship tourist bus - you are afterall the most famous comedy act in this part of the galaxy. It is a pity that this is your final season Earthlings. :naughty:
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Re: Alien Ultimatum

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu May 17, 2012 5:42 pm

....Though you will be repeated endless on Galactic Gold.
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