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A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun May 13, 2012 5:35 pm

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398754,00.asp

A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives

LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he's working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys that can let families thousands of miles apart get intimate.

I'm not sure if he's being skeezy or sweet here. Let me start with the technology. RealTouch is a slightly terrifying, synthetic orifice that lives in a plastic tube and connects to a computer. Based on data from an Internet connection, the unit warms up, lubes up, pulses and grips any item stuck into it. On the other end of a connection, a "performer"—who could be a paid "cam girl," or the aforementioned military wife—hand-operates a sensor-covered rod to run the motors in the RealTouch.

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Post by Mallardz » Sun May 13, 2012 5:43 pm

This sounds like a weird and amazing idea.
You could sleep with a thousand people and still technically be a virgin.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 13, 2012 5:45 pm

Now if they had virtual Scarlett Johansens ...
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Sun May 13, 2012 8:16 pm

Yeah, but can it nag at you?
these are things we think we know
these are feelings we might even share
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 13, 2012 8:20 pm

Thumpalumpacus wrote:Yeah, but can it nag at you?
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Post by mistermack » Sun May 13, 2012 9:08 pm

Crumple wrote: LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he's working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys that can let families thousands of miles apart get intimate.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 am

Imagine a future where these take off and go places? and then some jerk hacks in on your line? :smoke:
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Post by FBM » Tue May 15, 2012 7:56 am

She could strangle your jimmy and make you transfer gobs of cash via credit card while you're online... :worried:
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue May 15, 2012 9:27 am

There's a great joke somewhere about being rewarded for service to their cunts. But I can't untangle it.
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Post by MrFungus420 » Tue May 15, 2012 9:36 am

Are the Marines doing the Toys for Twats drive again? :demon:
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