Bloody Tom Cruise

[M]

So much wrongness, yet I am watching The Last Samuri... AGAIN.

[Animavore]

Damn! I though you were going to offer us his beaten-to-a-pulp body for live burial - Casino style.

[M]

I'm sorry.

[Svartalf]

So much wrongness, yet I am watching The Last Samuri... AGAIN.

Saw it once... his acting was jessica Alba level... except he doesn't have the puppies to help him. and of course I wanted to impale the scriptwriter, producers, and everybody having anything to do with how the film was wrong at every level.

[tattuchu]

I've never seen that one. Is it good?

I like Cruise best in Legend, and Interview With the Vampire. I want to get Ghost Protocol as well. It's in my amazon cart. Just waiting for funds to materialize

[Coito ergo sum]

Of course the script is moronic, almost all movies are moronic. That's because they are made for an audience with IQs of 90-110. You're all morons. Well, most of you. I mean, just think how stupid the average person is. Then think that almost 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

[Seabass]

I like Paul Mooney's take on The Last Samurai.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clip ... -on-movies

[M]

It's not about good or bad and I'm quite content to be a moron. I just get watching it and on it goes. I think has a magic 'lock' function.

[Clinton Huxley]

Of course the script is moronic, almost all movies are moronic. That's because they are made for an audience with IQs of 90-110. You're all morons. Well, most of you. I mean, just think how stupid the average person is. Then think that almost 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

Hollywood blockbusters are made for American mall-rats. That's why Hollywood blockbusters are so relentlessly stupid.

[Coito ergo sum]

Of course the script is moronic, almost all movies are moronic. That's because they are made for an audience with IQs of 90-110. You're all morons. Well, most of you. I mean, just think how stupid the average person is. Then think that almost 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

Hollywood blockbusters are made for American mall-rats. That's why Hollywood blockbusters are so relentlessly stupid.

If only our mall-rats could be proper British mall-rats...

[Svartalf]

They'd watch Eastenders instead of equally stupid programs.

[Clinton Huxley]

Of course the script is moronic, almost all movies are moronic. That's because they are made for an audience with IQs of 90-110. You're all morons. Well, most of you. I mean, just think how stupid the average person is. Then think that almost 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

Hollywood blockbusters are made for American mall-rats. That's why Hollywood blockbusters are so relentlessly stupid.

If only our mall-rats could be proper British mall-rats...

That's not the point. American teens are the biggest market for films, they are what the marketeers and demographic engineers and focus groups of the studios target. Which is why Michael Bay is still allowed to direct films and not, say, tied to an ants nest and smothered in honey.

[Bella Fortuna]

I'd watch a film of that!

[Elessarina]

He gets on my nervous so much I really dislike him but also I find him sort of amiable and fancy him I think. He has the sort of facial structure I am most attracted to.

I'd have to shag him and punch him at the same time..

[Animavore]