Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

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Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by maiforpeace » Sun May 06, 2012 7:47 pm

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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by tattuchu » Sun May 06, 2012 7:59 pm

Wow, I'd like to rape the woman in the light blue sweatshirt. She was really pretty. I say rape because I know she'd never have sex with me voluntarily. But that's okay because rape really isn't an issue, especially with those sperm-killing secretions women's hoo-hoos secrete :hehe:
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 8:07 pm

Register republican, it won't be rape, at worst, it will be one sided consensual sex.
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by tattuchu » Sun May 06, 2012 10:46 pm

Svartalf wrote:Register republican, it won't be rape, at worst, it will be one sided consensual sex.
Sweet :{D
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by kiki5711 » Mon May 07, 2012 10:31 am

What fucken business does the government have to tell us what to do with our choice of choosing NOT to be pregnant? BULL freakn SHIT.

I do agree with one thing though. If you're going to have an abortion, you should be responsible enough and have it done within the first tri-mester. NOT wait like a freakn idiot till the 8th month and then decide, ops, I changed my mind. THat to me is totally irresponsible. the night after pill should be available over the counter. And contraceptives (other than the RUBBER) should have been available a long long time ago for men. Why do they always get to fuck, and we deal with the consequences and decisions aftermath.

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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by amused » Wed May 09, 2012 12:49 am

This seemed relevant to this thread, so...
In the April skit, Stewart jokingly encouraged women to use “vagina mangers” to “protect their reproductive organs from unwanted medical intrusions.”
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/0 ... ?hpt=hp_c3

This asshole again:
Catholic League President Bill Donohue has encouraged a boycott of Kellogg’s because it has declined to pull its spots.

Stewart's reply:
“I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance," Stewart said, decrying what he called the cable news-fueled “outrage machine.”
Kick their fucking asses Stewart! :clap:

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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 09, 2012 2:20 am

kiki5711 wrote:And contraceptives (other than the RUBBER) should have been available a long long time ago for men. Why do they always get to fuck, and we deal with the consequences and decisions aftermath.
For the same reason that dogs lick their genitals... because we can! :dunno:

Not that I am advocating a laissez faire approach to semen distribution, or abrogation of parental responsibility on the behalf of men - far from it! But you did ask and that IS the reason! :tea:
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by hadespussercats » Wed May 09, 2012 2:23 am

amused wrote:This seemed relevant to this thread, so...
In the April skit, Stewart jokingly encouraged women to use “vagina mangers” to “protect their reproductive organs from unwanted medical intrusions.”
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/0 ... ?hpt=hp_c3

This asshole again:
Catholic League President Bill Donohue has encouraged a boycott of Kellogg’s because it has declined to pull its spots.

Stewart's reply:
“I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance," Stewart said, decrying what he called the cable news-fueled “outrage machine.”
Kick their fucking asses Stewart! :clap:
I saw the manger skit-- didn't hear the aftermath! :lol: I think I'd have Jon Stewart's imaginary television boyfriend babies.
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Re: Republicans, Get In My Vagina!

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Wed May 09, 2012 7:52 am

Man, I almost reenlisted, just to be part of the government again.

Also, Bill Donohue can suck a wet fart out of my ass.
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