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Get yer drawers off!

Post by Audley Strange » Tue May 08, 2012 5:33 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17985709

So underwear bombs now eh? Seems custom made to be spotted by those full body scanners by the sounds of it. Still I can't wait until this time next year when they're asking people to take off belts shoes and underwear and the loud "Whaahhhh!" that will ensue.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue May 08, 2012 5:52 am

Audley Strange wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17985709

So underwear bombs now eh? Seems custom made to be spotted by those full body scanners by the sounds of it. Still I can't wait until this time next year when they're asking people to take off belts shoes and underwear and the loud "Whaahhhh!" that will ensue.
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Post by Blind groper » Tue May 08, 2012 11:56 pm

Underwear impregnated with explosive chemicals will not be picked up by full body scanners, or metal detectors.

You can bet that the researchers involved are working flat tack to try to develop a 'sniffer' method.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 08, 2012 11:59 pm

Blind groper wrote:Underwear impregnated with explosive chemicals will not be picked up by full body scanners, or metal detectors.

You can bet that the researchers involved are working flat tack to try to develop a 'sniffer' method.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 09, 2012 2:07 am

Blind groper wrote:Underwear impregnated with explosive chemicals will not be picked up by full body scanners, or metal detectors.
Doesn't that naturally happen if a guy wears them too many times between washings? :?
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Post by Blind groper » Wed May 09, 2012 2:24 am

Bella Fortuna wrote: Doesn't that naturally happen if a guy wears them too many times between washings? :?
Yeah, but in that case, a dog for sniffer is not needed. Your own nose will do.

Or else observe how he walks with his legs apart.

Either way, not much chance he will get on the plane unchallenged.
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