What's the opposite of a pig?

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by mistermack » Tue May 08, 2012 2:22 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Faithfree wrote:Clearly it's The Antipig :coffee:
THIS is the answer.
No it ain't. The opposite of a pig is a wasp. Everybody knows that. You lot know fuck-all about science.
You could have just looked it up in Wikipedia.

I had a crowd of people laugh at me once, when I said that clay was plastic.
They all roared with laughter, so I explained that clay definitely was plastic, because the opposite of plastic is elastic.

They were fuckin helpless laughing, I've never been so humiliated in my life.

True story.
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Post by FBM » Tue May 08, 2012 2:26 pm

Maybe they went home, looked it up in a dictionary and were humiliated in private. That's the story I'd stick with, anyway.
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Post by Azathoth » Tue May 08, 2012 2:26 pm

Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.
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Post by FBM » Tue May 08, 2012 2:28 pm

Azathoth wrote:Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.
:dis:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by mistermack » Tue May 08, 2012 2:30 pm

Azathoth wrote:Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.
It was worth it though, because it still makes me laugh, whenever I remember it.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Hermit » Tue May 08, 2012 3:16 pm

Opposite of a pig you may find a demonstrator.

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by amused » Tue May 08, 2012 4:38 pm

Tero wrote:Well, a pig will eat anything. And I've rarely seen anyone as picky about food than our skinny exchange student.
Yup, so the opposite of a pig is an anorexic.

Or, an inverted pig lizard?

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 08, 2012 6:51 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Why a duck?
because it's wooden and floats.

also, when I see you my pecker is called woody...
oops, wrong bird.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 08, 2012 6:52 pm

Tero wrote:Well, a pig will eat anything. And I've rarely seen anyone as picky about food than our skinny exchange student.
Have you asked girls what they think of him... they just might call him a pig.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 08, 2012 6:53 pm

M wrote:
FBM wrote:
M wrote:
FBM wrote:How long is a stick?
This long.
And if it's that long, it it no longer a stick?
If it were longer, I'd agree.
ya folk talking about my mighty staff?
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 08, 2012 6:54 pm

mistermack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
Faithfree wrote:Clearly it's The Antipig :coffee:
THIS is the answer.
No it ain't. The opposite of a pig is a wasp. Everybody knows that. You lot know fuck-all about science.
You could have just looked it up in Wikipedia.

I had a crowd of people laugh at me once, when I said that clay was plastic.
They all roared with laughter, so I explained that clay definitely was plastic, because the opposite of plastic is elastic.

They were fuckin helpless laughing, I've never been so humiliated in my life.

True story.
Actually, clay truuly is plastic, and not elastic at all... of course, plastic as in the adjective rather than the petroleum product.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by hadespussercats » Tue May 08, 2012 8:07 pm

Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Trinity » Tue May 08, 2012 8:17 pm

The opposite of a pig is a pog (take your pick from various definitions) :)
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 08, 2012 8:46 pm

hadespussercats wrote:Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by hadespussercats » Tue May 08, 2012 10:09 pm

Svartalf wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.
Like luxury perfumes, do you?
Sure.

Actually, I have a long, involved justification for my choice, but no time to post it now.

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