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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 08, 2012 1:30 am

AstroGlide is good stuff. Wet Platinum is amazing.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 1:32 am

Haven't heard of this... :eddy:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 08, 2012 2:05 am

It lasts longer in use than AstroGlide, and because a much smaller application is effective, a bottle lasts longer as well. Because it's silicon-based, it too is latex-safe, and it cleans up with water, as well, although soap and water is more effective. But that only means a conjugal shower afterwards ... which is not a negative in my book.
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 08, 2012 2:05 am

Gawdzilla wrote:I know a lot more about people's private parts than I really need to know.
Since when was "need" applicable? :think:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

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Gawdzilla wrote:I know a lot more about people's private parts than I really need to know.
Since when was "need" applicable? :think:
Since the last time he was in a TS bar? :naughty:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 08, 2012 2:12 am

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Gawdzilla wrote:I know a lot more about people's private parts than I really need to know.
Since when was "need" applicable? :think:
Since the last time he was in a TS bar? :naughty:
The theosophical society has bars now? Who knew? :tea:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 2:19 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
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Gawdzilla wrote:I know a lot more about people's private parts than I really need to know.
Since when was "need" applicable? :think:
Since the last time he was in a TS bar? :naughty:
The theosophical society has bars now? Who knew? :tea:
I always KNEW there was something odd about "Madame" Blavatsky... :?

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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 08, 2012 2:31 am

Not odd at all - just a guzzling pisshead - ten a penny round these parts! :biggrin:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by hadespussercats » Tue May 08, 2012 2:58 am

I just had this image in my mind of these masked theives with hands full of jars of expensive lube, and the jars break, and their hands are all lube-y and dildos are flying everywhere and the thieves are running and slipping like Keystone Cops...

In my head, it's very funny. Dildo-monium!!!!
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Ian » Tue May 08, 2012 2:59 am

"May I have ten thousand anal beads please?"
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 08, 2012 3:03 am

Sooner or later, someone will sing like a canary... or buzz like a rabbit... :biggrin:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 3:24 am

Ian wrote:"May I have ten thousand anal beads please?"
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 08, 2012 4:11 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Sooner or later, someone will sing like a canary... or buzz like a rabbit... :biggrin:
... but for now, they seem to have given the cops the slip.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 4:21 am

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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by mistermack » Tue May 08, 2012 10:21 pm

Thumpalumpacus wrote:AstroGlide is good stuff. Wet Platinum is amazing.
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Dinah uses axle grease,
to get the punters hard !

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