Getting Off.... Scot Free?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 07, 2012 11:26 pm

Thieves stole "very, very expensive lubes" and the "cheap, cheap, cheapest" sex toys. :lol:

http://blogs.sacbee.com/crime/archives/ ... s-sex.html
Thieves grab pricey goods in Fair Oaks sex shop break-in

Two thieves made off with thousands of dollars of sex toys, leather apparel and "very, very expensive lubes" after breaking into an adult sex shop Sunday morning, according to the store's manager.

Chris Daniel estimates that the loot stolen from Teaz N Pleaz on Sunrise Boulevard in Fair Oaks is worth at least $4,000 and as much as $10,000.

Daniel said the thieves went for the store's most expensive silicone lubricants and stole hundreds of "high-end" porn videos.

"We got wiped out on the 'Wicked' videos," he said.

The thieves also took "high-end" leather corsets and the "cheap, cheap, cheapest" sex toys the store carries, Daniel said.

Sacramento County sheriff's deputies arrived shortly thereafter and likely scared off the thieves, who left one trash can full of goods behind, Daniel said. "They really intended to take more."

Daniel said that the store's owners and deputies got a good look at the thieves' faces captured on surveillance video and that tipsters already are calling in.

Business at the sex shop didn't appear to suffer Monday - Daniel rang up three customers during the course of an interview, telling one customer, "That's the good stuff."

Sacramento County sheriff's Deputy Jason Ramos did not have further information about the burglary.
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Ian » Mon May 07, 2012 11:28 pm

In Sacramento?

Are you trying to convince us that you weren't involved? :ask:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 07, 2012 11:30 pm

I've perhaps said too much...

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Post by FBM » Mon May 07, 2012 11:42 pm

:lou: :lips:
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 08, 2012 12:25 am

Some of that stuff can get very expensive. It's been eleven years since I managed an adult shop, and even back then, the silicone-based lubes were twelve bucks for a 3 oz bottle ... about 50% more than our cheapest dildos.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 08, 2012 12:30 am

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 08, 2012 12:32 am

What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 08, 2012 12:33 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 12:54 am

Thumpalumpacus wrote:Some of that stuff can get very expensive. It's been eleven years since I managed an adult shop, and even back then, the silicone-based lubes were twelve bucks for a 3 oz bottle ... about 50% more than our cheapest dildos.
I'm coming to find that you have a story for every occasion! :lol: :td:
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 08, 2012 1:14 am

Heh, I've been around the block once or twice.
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
Old School is all well and good, but I wouldn't mind stealing a lifetime supply of Astroglide. That's some great stuff.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 1:19 am

Ian wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
Old School is all well and good, but I wouldn't mind stealing a lifetime supply of Astroglide. That's some great stuff.
I haz some o' that. :dance:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:
Ian wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
Old School is all well and good, but I wouldn't mind stealing a lifetime supply of Astroglide. That's some great stuff.
I haz some o' that. :dance:
I has some of that. And the warming kind. And some other kinds that come in real yummy flavors. :FIO:
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Now if I only used them more than once or twice a month. :sigh:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 08, 2012 1:23 am

Ian wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Ian wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What's wrong with good, old-fashioned butter, I would like to know. If it was good enough for Marlon... :tea:
Old School is all well and good, but I wouldn't mind stealing a lifetime supply of Astroglide. That's some great stuff.
I haz some o' that. :dance:
I has some of that. And the warming kind. And some other kinds that come in real yummy flavors. :FIO:
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Now if I only used them more than once or twice a month. :sigh:
My bottle's been untouched for a good long while.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Mainly 'cos it's only needed every 4 months or so :sigh: ... and then it's not needed :pardon:
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Re: Getting Off.... Scot Free?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 08, 2012 1:25 am

I know a lot more about people's private parts than I really need to know.
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