Bin Laden's body located?

[Coito ergo sum]

http://gizmodo.com/5906940/this-treasur ... adens-body

My first reaction: bullshit.

But, go get 'im! I hope they find it and drag it up to the surface.

[Animavore]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

[Clinton Huxley]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

Crudely reanimate it and stick it in a cage fight with Ted Nugent in front of a crowd of drunken Yankee mulleteers?

[FBM]

Also from Gizmodo: "Would you rather battle your neighbor with a samaurai sword or a chainsaw?"

[Audley Strange]

Coming soon. "The War against Zombie Terrorism."

[Coito ergo sum]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

Read about the DNA testing.

[Clinton Huxley]

Maybe the body could be shot again and then thrown back into the sea.

[HomerJay]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

If they find it, it proves he's dead.

If they don't find it, it proves he's alive.

[Ian]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

I felt bad that Obama never got to parade bin Laden around DC in a Roman-style Triumph. Think Caesar and Vercingetorix.

IIRC, Augustus had Cleopatra's corpse paraded around Rome after his return from Egypt.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Related: I have a line on a real cavalry saber.

[Coito ergo sum]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

I felt bad that Obama never got to parade bin Laden around DC in a Roman-style Triumph. Think Caesar and Vercingetorix.

IIRC, Augustus had Cleopatra's corpse paraded around Rome after his return from Egypt.

But, then again, Vercingetorix was a man to be admired. Even Caesar admired Vercingetorix. Let's not sully the name of Vercingetorix by associating it with bin Laden.

Maybe just go the Brit way, and put his head on a spike.

[Ian]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

I felt bad that Obama never got to parade bin Laden around DC in a Roman-style Triumph. Think Caesar and Vercingetorix.

IIRC, Augustus had Cleopatra's corpse paraded around Rome after his return from Egypt.

But, then again, Vercingetorix was a man to be admired. Even Caesar admired Vercingetorix. Let's not sully the name of Vercingetorix by associating it with bin Laden.

Maybe just go the Brit way, and put his head on a spike.

Good point about the comparison - the King of the Gauls was a respected military opponent. (Gawd once compared bin Laden to Leonardo da Vinci though )

The Brit way works for me, but to do it properly we'd also need to chop up his corpse and sent the arms and legs to various corners of the country.

[klr]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

I felt bad that Obama never got to parade bin Laden around DC in a Roman-style Triumph. Think Caesar and Vercingetorix.

IIRC, Augustus had Cleopatra's corpse paraded around Rome after his return from Egypt.

So, who would be assigned to lurk behind Obama and occasionally whisper in his ear "remember that you are mortal"*?

*Or the modern version: "Remember, only two consecutive terms"

[Coito ergo sum]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

I felt bad that Obama never got to parade bin Laden around DC in a Roman-style Triumph. Think Caesar and Vercingetorix.

IIRC, Augustus had Cleopatra's corpse paraded around Rome after his return from Egypt.

But, then again, Vercingetorix was a man to be admired. Even Caesar admired Vercingetorix. Let's not sully the name of Vercingetorix by associating it with bin Laden.

Maybe just go the Brit way, and put his head on a spike.

Good point about the comparison - the King of the Gauls was a respected military opponent. (Gawd once compared bin Laden to Leonardo da Vinci though )

Both gay?

The Brit way works for me, but to do it properly we'd also need to chop up his corpse and sent the arms and legs to various corners of the country.

How about UPS'ing a piece or two to the next "top Al Qaeta leader" that rears his fugly head.

[klr]

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How about UPS'ing a piece or two to the next "top Al Qaeta leader" that rears his fugly head.

If you're able to send him a UPS package, how about a sprinkling of polonium?