Pronounced, "homos"? That'll sit well with half of the US... "You got homos in there?"Clinton Huxley wrote:HomeOs
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God Hates HomeOs. I can see the placards alreadyThinking Aloud wrote:Pronounced, "homos"? That'll sit well with half of the US... "You got homos in there?"Clinton Huxley wrote:HomeOs
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I wish someone would come over and defrag my fridge. 
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Just frag it and be done with it.Gawdzilla wrote:I wish someone would come over and defrag my fridge.
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I kinda promised somebody I wouldn't do that no more.FBM wrote:Just frag it and be done with it.Gawdzilla wrote:I wish someone would come over and defrag my fridge.
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I was similarly computerised in the seventies.
It's called a teasmade.
And if you travel in a fly-by-wire plane, you put your life in the hands of the computer.
So trusting your washing machine to a system is no big deal. Or feeding the dogs. Or cats. Or babies.
It's called a teasmade.
And if you travel in a fly-by-wire plane, you put your life in the hands of the computer.
So trusting your washing machine to a system is no big deal. Or feeding the dogs. Or cats. Or babies.
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'Never fly in an airplane programmed in "C".' Sage advice from the Computer Science Dept. head at Purdue, c. 1996.
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maiforpeace wrote:When we were driving from York to the meet, Faithfree's rental car had the strangest sounding GPS...it was hoarse sounding and creepy.JimC wrote:As long as the appliances call me master in a snivelling tone, I'll be happy....
It was actually supposed to be an Irish acent, but I think she had a cold on the day it was recorded.Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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There must have been choices, so I'm wondering why you picked that one...Faithfree wrote:maiforpeace wrote:When we were driving from York to the meet, Faithfree's rental car had the strangest sounding GPS...it was hoarse sounding and creepy.JimC wrote:As long as the appliances call me master in a snivelling tone, I'll be happy....
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Bella Fortuna wrote:"It looks like you're thrashing a servant. Would you like help?"Clinton Huxley wrote:that ruddy paperclip was annoying enoughklr wrote:I'd wait until at least v.3.11 if I were you. Microsoft takes ages to get it right. Who knows what bugs there are in MS Scullery MaidTM 1.0?JimC wrote:I want to download a scullery maid...
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klr wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:"It looks like you're thrashing a servant. Would you like help?"Clinton Huxley wrote:that ruddy paperclip was annoying enoughklr wrote:I'd wait until at least v.3.11 if I were you. Microsoft takes ages to get it right. Who knows what bugs there are in MS Scullery MaidTM 1.0?JimC wrote:I want to download a scullery maid...
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And how the #¤%!{’}!? am I going to find out the truth about which programming language(s) they have used???Gawdzilla wrote:'Never fly in an airplane programmed in "C".' Sage advice from the Computer Science Dept. head at Purdue, c. 1996.
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Assume they used C# or C#¤%!{’}!? unless otherwise specified.Ronja wrote:And how the #¤%!{’}!? am I going to find out the truth about which programming language(s) they have used???Gawdzilla wrote:'Never fly in an airplane programmed in "C".' Sage advice from the Computer Science Dept. head at Purdue, c. 1996.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Ronja, if your flight is in all the papers the next day...Robert_S wrote:Assume they used C# or C#¤%!{’}!? unless otherwise specified.Ronja wrote:And how the #¤%!{’}!? am I going to find out the truth about which programming language(s) they have used???Gawdzilla wrote:'Never fly in an airplane programmed in "C".' Sage advice from the Computer Science Dept. head at Purdue, c. 1996.
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