Cheer up fox commentators how is it to be to be a bunch of victorian wankers barracking for a shit team. (Biased cunts ) Now you have commentated the game fark off back to Victoria now.
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Richmond gave us one hell of a fright i thought we were gone in the last quarter but we did come back and Tredders has reaffirmed his god-like status with the winning goal AND mark.
Cheer up fox commentators how is it to be to be a bunch of victorian wankers barracking for a shit team. (Biased cunts ) Now you have commentated the game fark off back to Victoria now.
Cheer up fox commentators how is it to be to be a bunch of victorian wankers barracking for a shit team. (Biased cunts ) Now you have commentated the game fark off back to Victoria now.
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Well it certainly wasn't an easy match for the Power, snuck in with a narrow win...
4 points is 4 points, though...
Always good to see Collingwood thrashed, Carlton gave them a hiding...
4 points is 4 points, though...
Always good to see Collingwood thrashed, Carlton gave them a hiding...
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Indeed and not only did the cows lose so did the maggots!JimC wrote:Well it certainly wasn't an easy match for the Power, snuck in with a narrow win...
4 points is 4 points, though...
Always good to see Collingwood thrashed, Carlton gave them a hiding...
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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A very interesting round. The Cats snuck home with a narrow 2 point win over the Bulldogs to remain undefeated, but Red's boys (the Power) went down big time to the Sydney Swans...
Essendon remains the dark horse threat for the year...
Essendon remains the dark horse threat for the year...
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Nearly forgot to update! A solid 62 point win by the Cats over the Dons kept those juvenile pretenders in their place... :twisted:
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Bit sad and monomaniacal that I am the only one interested in this thread, but fuck it, here goes...
Another win by the Cats keeps our unbeaten record alive. A fairly tough match against the Eagles, only winning by 22 points...
Another win by the Cats keeps our unbeaten record alive. A fairly tough match against the Eagles, only winning by 22 points...
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I tipped the cats.
and Port Adelaide won.
and Port Adelaide won.
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Sorry Jim, but there's only so much interest I can have in a bunch of man playing with dead pigs.JimC wrote:Bit sad and monomaniacal that I am the only one interested in this thread, but fuck it, here goes...
Another win by the Cats keeps our unbeaten record alive. A fairly tough match against the Eagles, only winning by 22 points...
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^ Shutup you. 
Port are playing bulldogs i think we can beat the doggies because they play our style of game. :-)
Who else tips is going shithouse mine are.
Over to my esteem fellow aussie rules fan jim.
Port are playing bulldogs i think we can beat the doggies because they play our style of game. :-)
Who else tips is going shithouse mine are.
Over to my esteem fellow aussie rules fan jim.
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Port does it doggie style?redunderthebed wrote:
Port are playing bulldogs i think we can beat the doggies because they play our style of game.
That explains a lot...
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JimC wrote:Port does it doggie style?redunderthebed wrote:
Port are playing bulldogs i think we can beat the doggies because they play our style of game.
That explains a lot...
I don't think so somehow. 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Commiserations, red... 
Your blokes got done like a dinner up in Darwin. I have the impression that Port does not take the whole business of acclimatising to the tropical weather as seriously as the Bulldogs...
Your blokes got done like a dinner up in Darwin. I have the impression that Port does not take the whole business of acclimatising to the tropical weather as seriously as the Bulldogs...
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JimC wrote:Commiserations, red...
Your blokes got done like a dinner up in Darwin. I have the impression that Port does not take the whole business of acclimatising to the tropical weather as seriously as the Bulldogs...
It was so depressing and frustrating jim.The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Well, the Cats just scraped through with a 19 point win against Fremantle. We kept our unbeaten run, but not in the most convincing fashion...
However, a win is a win!
However, a win is a win!
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In one of the oldest rivalries in World Sport and Australian Rules football yesterday Port Adelaide Magpies beat Norwood.
Things aren't looking good for my beloved magpies things aren't going well financially.
Things aren't looking good for my beloved magpies things aren't going well financially.
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