UK to launch drone attack on Merkin terrorists...

[Clinton Huxley]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

[JimC]

The Drone's Club may be of assistance...

[Clinton Huxley]

And another thing! Whenever you see a right-wing fundamentalist loony Britisher, one of your more "conservative" Conservative MPs for example, they unvariably have "links" to some mad-as-pancakes Merkin organisation. Damned Yankees!

Down with the Great Satan!

[Atheist-Lite]

I'm against abortion myself, mostly on account of being a man and not having to suffer the existential angst and pain of childbirth etc. But womens right to freely choose what they do with their own body and their own conscience is paramount. I may believe abortion for economic reasons is wrong but women being paid more is the solution not bombing abortion clinics.

[Ayaan]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

[Atheist-Lite]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

This lifeboat is full up. Have you tried Australia? They're still taking passengers. I think they'll be more suited with the weather too?

[Clinton Huxley]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

I know you like a good cup of tea, so you are half British anyway

[Ayaan]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

I know you like a good cup of tea, so you are half British anyway

Thank you! Coming from you, sir, that is high praise indeed!

[Pappa]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

You'll need to divorce Zilla and wed an unattached Brit I'm afraid.

[Coito ergo sum]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

The UK has a drone?

Oh, well, if you blighters do have a drone, I'm sure it's a proper drone, unlike paltry Merkin drones.

[Coito ergo sum]

Top secret photos of the UK drone fleet discovered. Merkins, beware!






The latest model is stealthy and flies silent:

[laklak]

Well, you do have a queen, and every queen needs her drones.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

If I declare myself a political refugee, will Britain let me live there?

[Tyrannical]

Since the trial of the loon who stole the names of 10,000 women who'd had abortions through the British Pregnancy Advice Service 5 weeks ago, BPAS has suffered 2500 hacking attempts (not successful, it says), with half of the IP addresses originating in the USA. Obviously, doesn't mean the perps are in the US...but I bet they are.

Don't be exporting your war on women to us, Merkins! Else we'll have to hunt down the evil-doers of the axis of right-wing fundamentalist loonyism and stick a drone up their backsides.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17765904

Years ago when I used to engage in mischief, I used to use about ten hops to servers in various countries before reaching my target. It's best to hop between legal jurisdictions because it makes accurate logs tracing it back to you much more difficult.

[FBM]

Ah...I read the OP title as "tourists". Had my hopes up there for a moment...