Stroke Turns Man Gay?

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Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:08 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018

'The stroke had turned me gay'

Following a stroke, Chris Birch's personality and sexuality altered dramatically. Now he is trying to rediscover who he is and why these changes may have happened.

"It's like looking at somebody else, but with my face only younger, and in all fairness, if I met myself I'd probably carry on walking."

Looking at past pictures of himself, 27-year-old Chris Birch struggles to remember or identify with his old self. He used to be a 19-stone, beer-swilling, party-loving rugby fan from the Welsh valleys, the life and soul of a party. He worked in a bank and loved sport and motorbikes.

After a freak accident in 2011, he says he underwent a big change to his personality. He believes that he has gone from being straight to gay.

"I was doing a forward roll down a grass bank one day and cut off the blood supply to my brain which caused a stroke to happen. It was from there, while I was recovering, that I realised I'd changed," says Birch, from Caerphilly.

"The Chris I knew had gone and a new Chris sort of came along. I came to the realisation that the stroke had turned me gay."

A stroke occurs when the blood, and therefore, oxygen supply to the brain is disrupted. Without oxygen, any part of the brain can be destroyed as brain cells die, leaving the brain to make new connections, which can affect how a person thinks, moves or feels.

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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:20 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:21 pm

Maybe a different type of stroke turned him gay... :naughty:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:21 pm

One stroke, no gay.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:28 pm

He can tell all his sporty, beer-chugging friends," I can't help it! It was the stroke!"
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Post by kiki5711 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:33 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Maybe a different type of stroke turned him gay... :naughty:

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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:35 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:36 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
I have been deemed "hopelessly hetero" more than once.
Maybe it made you 10% more gay, so under the right circumstances....
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
I have been deemed "hopelessly hetero" more than once.
Maybe it made you 10% more gay, so under the right circumstances....
If it makes a total flip-flop I'd probably be interested in meeting Lozzer for drinks.
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
I have been deemed "hopelessly hetero" more than once.
Don't say it like it was a bad thing.
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:43 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Keep trying. :console:
I have been deemed "hopelessly hetero" more than once.
Don't say it like it was a bad thing.
Never did. I'm good with me being me.
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Pappa » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:09 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Maybe you had a hetro-stroke?
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:11 pm

Pappa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:One stroke, no gay.
Maybe you had a hetro-stroke?
Well, it was right side. :hehe:
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Re: Stroke Turns Man Gay?

Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:01 pm

Damn, I didn't know someone had already started a thread.

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