Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

User avatar
Seabass
Posts: 7339
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:32 pm
About me: Pluviophile
Location: Covidiocracy
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Seabass » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:32 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:It's a big-ass facking one, I'll give you that. :tup: A fight between it and the snake would be something to see...from a distance.
With my luck the fight would be in a phone booth, while I was on the phone.
That is some funny imagery. :hehe:
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:48 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:It's a big-ass facking one, I'll give you that. :tup: A fight between it and the snake would be something to see...from a distance.
With my luck the fight would be in a phone booth, while I was on the phone.
You must have some big-ass facking phone booths over there...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:53 am

No, and that's the fucking point. Close quarters.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:15 am

:hehe:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41048
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:23 am

FBM wrote:That would be a big-ass facking gator, if it ever existed.

Here is a big-ass facking croc, tho.
Sarcosuchus555.jpg
A perfect progress of my president of the last 5 years too.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:05 am

Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:That would be a big-ass facking gator, if it ever existed.

Here is a big-ass facking croc, tho.
Sarcosuchus555.jpg
A perfect progress of my president of the last 5 years too.
Well, I admit that I haven't seen a pic of him in a while, but... :?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41048
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:12 am

Sarco suchs, sure fits him to a T.

and why the eff did I write "progress" when I meant "portrait"?
Oh, yeah, maybe a croc would be a better president...
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:32 am

Ah...gotcha. :tup:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:31 am

"Gator got your granny!"
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”


User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:39 am

"At one time, (some damn thing or other) was probably the largest (some damn thing or other) living on Earth." :nono:
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:56 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:Image
Hmm...How many 4th-graders would fit in that thing? :ask:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:04 pm

Well, it's a forty-five passenger model, but you could get sixty school kids on it, I think.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:30 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Well, it's a forty-five passenger model, but you could get sixty school kids on it, I think.
Bus or snake?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:31 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Well, it's a forty-five passenger model, but you could get sixty school kids on it, I think.
Bus or snake?
The snake is a bendy snake, so you could get more people in on it. :tup:
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests