Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:55 am

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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:56 am

:cheers:

That was a big-ass facking snake...
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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:00 am

FBM wrote::cheers:

That was a big-ass facking snake...
I'm hoping the reconstruction will go on tour. :drool:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:13 pm

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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:17 pm

That was a big-ass facking snake, Jack... big-ass mo-fo, I shit you not.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:37 pm

Those anacondas were impressive enough. - No fricken way would you find me wading around a swamp actually looking for the buggers.
Judging by the way that smallish one flew out of the water and tagged that guy on the leg, I imagine it would be quite easy to fall prey to a large one.
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:39 pm

I started catching snakes for fun before I was a teen. Not long after I got bit by a poisonous one and survived (duh). I'd keep them for a month or two, watch them eat a few times, then release them. Snakes are fascinating...
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:43 pm

Indeed, but I, for one, am in no rush to see what the inside of one looks like.
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JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Indeed, but I, for one, am in no rush to see what the inside of one looks like.
Amen to that, brutha... :worried:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:56 pm

But just WHAT creature would have had a big enough ass for that snake to fack?
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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:02 pm

Svartalf wrote:But just WHAT creature would have had a big enough ass for that snake to fack?
I think the snake grew in response to the prey size. :food:
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:03 pm

Svartalf wrote:But just WHAT creature would have had a big enough ass for that snake to fack?
Carefully placed hyphen there. What you're talking about would be a big, ass-fucking snake... :prof:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:10 pm

I haven't seen anything that big since they came at me with that camera at my last colonoscopy.
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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Robert_S » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:52 pm

They must have had reallly big asses. They took their ass-facking seriously back then. :shock:

Actually I'm interested in just how high they could rear their heads up before it put too much strain on their bones.
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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:38 pm

Robert_S wrote:They must have had reallly big asses. They took their ass-facking seriously back then. :shock:

Actually I'm interested in just how high they could rear their heads up before it put too much strain on their bones.
Good point. :eddy:
The documentary also alluded to the notion that they might even have had difficulty breathing under their own weight while on land, I noted.
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