The remake of Total Recall

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Maybe to you. Not to me they're not. Imagine someone pissed all over something you loved, like historical facts of WW2 or something?

Dude, I do Pearl Harbor conspiracy theories every day. However, "pissed all over" is absurd. You've decided the movie is terrible before you've seen it. If you had an informed opinion on it, great. But you have 3 minutes of the movie and a presumption that nobody could do better than the original (and very shitty) movie.

[Animavore]

Maybe to you. Not to me they're not. Imagine someone pissed all over something you loved, like historical facts of WW2 or something?

Dude, I do Pearl Harbor conspiracy theories every day. However, "pissed all over" is absurd. You've decided the movie is terrible before you've seen it. If you had an informed opinion on it, great. But you have 3 minutes of the movie and a presumption that nobody could do better than the original (and very shitty) movie.

I will be incredibly surprised if it doesn't suck balls. It looks like Salt, Hanna and every related derivative piece of crap out of late.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Maybe to you. Not to me they're not. Imagine someone pissed all over something you loved, like historical facts of WW2 or something?

Dude, I do Pearl Harbor conspiracy theories every day. However, "pissed all over" is absurd. You've decided the movie is terrible before you've seen it. If you had an informed opinion on it, great. But you have 3 minutes of the movie and a presumption that nobody could do better than the original (and very shitty) movie.

I will be incredibly surprised if it doesn't suck balls. It looks like Salt, Hanna and every related derivative piece of crap out of late.

So you've already decided it's bad. Don't go.

[Animavore]

Maybe to you. Not to me they're not. Imagine someone pissed all over something you loved, like historical facts of WW2 or something?

Dude, I do Pearl Harbor conspiracy theories every day. However, "pissed all over" is absurd. You've decided the movie is terrible before you've seen it. If you had an informed opinion on it, great. But you have 3 minutes of the movie and a presumption that nobody could do better than the original (and very shitty) movie.

I will be incredibly surprised if it doesn't suck balls. It looks like Salt, Hanna and every related derivative piece of crap out of late.

So you've already decided it's bad. Don't go.

Can't do that.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ah, I'm butting heads with a psychosis. It's polite to tell people that kind of thing up front.

[Animavore]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You are going to hate it and you have to go. Did I miss something?

[Animavore]

You are going to hate it and you have to go. Did I miss something?

There's no guarantee I will hate it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You are going to hate it and you have to go. Did I miss something?

There's no guarantee I will hate it.

Oh, please.

[Ronja]

OK, I think a derail split is in order - now if Ani and Zilla could just shut up for a moment...


Edit: Done. Will clean up and add some links and stuff still, but feel free to continue.

[Animavore]

You are going to hate it and you have to go. Did I miss something?

There's no guarantee I will hate it.

Oh, please.

I'll only hate it if it's crap. I've lots of reasons to believe it will be including the choice of director, writers and cast and crew not to mention the gimmicky looking bullet-time action and over-usage of CGI effects evidenced in the trailer all pointing towards another yawn-y blockbuster completely devoid of heart and soul.

If this film turns out to be actually good I'm willing to eat my woolly hat but that's highly doubtful from what I've seen.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You're pre-loaded to hate it, the poor little movie don't stand a chance, even before the credits roll.

[Animavore]

You're pre-loaded to hate it, the poor little movie don't stand a chance, even before the credits roll.

That's complete bollox. I was pre-loaded to hate Zoolander based on how awful it looked by the trailer, secretly raged as I was dragged in to see it by friends, and thought it was fucking hilarious. Though that film was one of only a couple of exceptions. Mostly my movie sense is very good and I can sniff out a shite film even by simple things sometimes like the lettering used on the poster or the choice of music. I'm rarely wrong but I've no problem saying it when I am.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You're pre-loaded to hate it, the poor little movie don't stand a chance, even before the credits roll.

That's complete bollox. I was pre-loaded to hate Zoolander based on how awful it looked by the trailer, secretly raged as I was dragged in to see it by friends, and thought it was fucking hilarious. Though that film was one of only a couple of exceptions. Mostly my movie sense is very good and I can sniff out a shite film even by simple things sometimes like the lettering used on the poster or the choice of music. I'm rarely wrong but I've no problem saying it when I am.

But you have to remember that I use you as a barometer. If you don't like a movie I put it first in queue.

[Animavore]

You're pre-loaded to hate it, the poor little movie don't stand a chance, even before the credits roll.

That's complete bollox. I was pre-loaded to hate Zoolander based on how awful it looked by the trailer, secretly raged as I was dragged in to see it by friends, and thought it was fucking hilarious. Though that film was one of only a couple of exceptions. Mostly my movie sense is very good and I can sniff out a shite film even by simple things sometimes like the lettering used on the poster or the choice of music. I'm rarely wrong but I've no problem saying it when I am.

But you have to remember that I use you as a barometer. If you don't like a movie I put it first in queue.

But you like nearly every movie anyway so I'm not sure how I can be any type of reliable barometer.