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Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:12 am

I like snakes, but :shock: I don't think I'd be keeping one of these in a home terrarium....


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17544885
The giant snake that stalked the Earth
By Jane O'Brien

BBC News, Washington

A recently discovered prehistoric monster snake provides answers about the past - and raises questions for the future.

Around 58 million years ago a monstrous snake slithered out of the swampy jungles of South America and began a reign of terror.

Weighing more than a ton and measuring 14m (approximately 50 feet) the giant reptile could swallow a whole crocodile without showing a bulge. But a few years ago scientists never even knew it existed.

"Never in your wildest dreams do you expect to find a 14-metre boa constrictor. The biggest snake today is half that size," says Dr Carlos Jaramillo, a scientist with the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute and part of the team that made the discovery.

'World of lost reptiles'

Thought to be a distant relative of the anaconda and boa constrictor, the snake - named "titanoboa" - was not venomous. Instead it crushed its prey with the constricting force of 400lbs per sq inch - the equivalent of lying under the weight of one and a half times the Brooklyn Bridge...


Story continues in link, with artist's representation of the beast.
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Re: Holy shite, that was a big-ass facking snake...

Post by Ronja » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:17 am

Is there anywhere one could see the (apparently cheezy) titanoboa-vs-Trex CGI video? "Not for your country" is all I get now... :(
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The Smithsonian has a full episode documentary (you will have to choose it from the main page of the full episodes): http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/ ... pisodes.do
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:20 am

Ronja wrote:Is there anywhere one could see the (apparently cheezy) titanoboa-vs-Trex CGI video? "Not for your country" is all I get now... :(
Remind me in about four hours and I upload a copy where you can d/l it.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:09 am

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That model, if it was real, would weigh closer to five tons, than one ton.
They may have got the length right, but the thickness is all wrong.
And there were crocodiles weighing several tons, when this was about, so it was not the top predator in it's day.
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:11 am

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Ronja wrote:Is there anywhere one could see the (apparently cheezy) titanoboa-vs-Trex CGI video? "Not for your country" is all I get now... :(
Remind me in about four hours and I upload a copy where you can d/l it.

But I wanna see big-ass snake vs T-rex NOW!! :tantrum:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:19 am

I have a realplayer version, will that work for anybody?
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:22 am

I exorcised the Realplayer ghost from my machine. Too needy.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:27 am

FBM wrote:I exorcised the Realplayer ghost from my machine. Too needy.
Got a conversion program? Suggestions? Anyone?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:29 am

Hang on, I think I got it.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:31 am

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:35 am

Ronja wrote:The Smithsonian has a full episode documentary (you will have to choose it from the main page of the full episodes): http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/ ... pisodes.do
http://rationalia.com/gawdzilla/Titanoboa.wmv
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:52 am

Ronja wrote:The Smithsonian has a full episode documentary (you will have to choose it from the main page of the full episodes): http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/ ... pisodes.do
This one did the trick. Thanks again, Ronja! :hugs:
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:53 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Ronja wrote:The Smithsonian has a full episode documentary (you will have to choose it from the main page of the full episodes): http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/ ... pisodes.do
http://rationalia.com/gawdzilla/Titanoboa.wmv
That's working, too!! :awesome:

So much for doing homework tonight...
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