Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

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Vote for the United States' BFF (by closest, I don't mean geographically)

The US has no true allies, only countries who are in fear of the US or bought by the US pretend to be allies.
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21%
Cheese/Bacon
1
5%
Israel is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
The United Kingdom is the US's closest ally
3
16%
France is the US's closest ally
1
5%
Spain is the US's closest ally
0
No votes
Canada is the US's closest ally
3
16%
Mexico...
0
No votes
Brazil...
0
No votes
China...
3
16%
Russia...
0
No votes
Iran....
3
16%
Australia
1
5%
New Zealand
0
No votes
India
0
No votes
Japan
0
No votes
Argentina
0
No votes
South Africa
0
No votes
Italy
0
No votes
Germany
0
No votes
One of the Scandinavian Countries
0
No votes
An African Country
0
No votes
A Caribbean Island, like Grenada or the Aruba
0
No votes
Some other country
0
No votes
 
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Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:12 pm

If any?

So, does the US have any friends? And, if so, who is the US's BFF?

And, "closest" does not mean by distance from the US, wise asses...
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:16 pm

Diagon ally :tea:
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:18 pm

Define 'ally'?

Because Israel is US' overlord and the UK is a flunky.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:20 pm

Svartalf wrote:Define 'ally'?

Because Israel is US' overlord and the UK is a flunky.
... and France is their "fat mate" :tea:
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:21 pm

Svartalf wrote:Define 'ally'?

Because Israel is US' overlord and the UK is a flunky.
I provided some definition in the post - a friend, BFF. I mean ally in terms of confederate or friend -- comrade -- pal -- buddy. Trusted associate.

That kind of thing. Beyond that, you're on your own. Answer it according to your understanding of common English usage.
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Faithfree » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:26 pm

Where is the double bacon and cheese with extra fries option :lay:
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:27 pm

Someone voted for France?
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:27 pm

Faithfree wrote:Where is the double bacon and cheese with extra fries option :lay:
Around your waistline.
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:29 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Someone voted for France?
believe it or not.

I mean, who was stupid enough to go with you to OhShittistan knowing full well it was a terrible idea given nobody forgot how the place had broken the Russians' back?
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Gallstones » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:29 pm

UK.
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:33 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Someone voted for France?
believe it or not.

I mean, who was stupid enough to go with you to OhShittistan knowing full well it was a terrible idea given nobody forgot how the place had broken the Russians' back?
40 other countries? :ask:
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:37 pm

OK, if the problem is that you merkins can't tell who is nice to you out of friendship, and who would shit in your cheerios if they could, that's another question entirely...

I mean, the Japanese would probably be happy to sink all your navy and expel every US serviceman on their soil and demand reparations for the depredations your troops have committed on their soil in the last 60 years.
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:49 pm

Svartalf wrote:OK, if the problem is that you merkins can't tell who is nice to you out of friendship, and who would shit in your cheerios if they could, that's another question entirely...
I think the question was clear, and it wasn't that. If you care to start a new thread, though, that is your prerogative.

Svartalf wrote: I mean, the Japanese would probably be happy to sink all your navy and expel every US serviceman on their soil and demand reparations for the depredations your troops have committed on their soil in the last 60 years.
I guess they shouldn't have started a war with us then. Reparations. Let's see how soon the Japanese pay reparations for Pearl Harbor, and then to the Chinese, Koreans, Phillipinos, Hong Kong, Malaya, Bacteriological Warfare in Nanking, Banka Island, Malaysia, Singapore, Burma - Thailand, and the rest for genocide, massacres, slavery, sexual exploitation, biological warfare, mass rape and other assorted niceties....

Pay them? They owe us for giving them baseball.
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:02 pm

Oz, of corse...

We had one Prime Minister who said "All the way with LBJ" back in the Vietnam war days...

And more recently, Julia Gillard was clearly undressing Obama with her eyes every time they met...
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Re: Which Country is the Closest Ally of the United States?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:04 pm

Act(ually, he just meant he wanted a Little Blow Job brought to completion... nothing to do with approving that fascist johnson.
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