Fantasy Film fun.
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Re: Fantasy Film fun.
Tony Blair in "The Invention of Lying"
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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Re: Fantasy Film fun.
Marquis de Sade in "The Agony and the Ecstasy"
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Re: Fantasy Film fun.
Fred Phelps in "Philadelphia"
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Richard Simmons as "The Man from La Mancha"
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Jesus in "The Man Who Wasn't There"
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Gawdzilla Sama
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The Holy Ghost as "Casper"
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I would pay to see either of the last two in a theater.Gawdzilla wrote:"Alpha and Omega vs. Tops and Bottoms"
Tarantino's "Fantasia 2012"
John Waters "Wizard of Oz".
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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If Chingon did the music!trdsf wrote:I would pay to see either of the last two in a theater.Gawdzilla wrote:"Alpha and Omega vs. Tops and Bottoms"
Tarantino's "Fantasia 2012"
John Waters "Wizard of Oz".
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Film fantasy? I got your film fantasy right here. I am going to repair a hopelessly broken movie before your very eyes.
I'm going to assume that I'm not the only MST3K fan here, so I trust when I say "Manos: Hands of Fate", appropriate tremors of fear are felt.
If not, here is the complete unMSTed version. We'll see you in about 70 minutes, if you still have any will to live remaining.
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Back? Still among the living? No, sorry, the burning sensation will never go away. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
"But," I hear you whimper through your sobs, "you said you could fix that... that horrible mess!"
Indeed I can. And stop crying, there are worse movies than that. Try Red Zone Cuba without Mike and the 'Bots down in the front right row. Even I haven't got the nerve to watch that unMSTed. Or the Star Wars *shudder* Holiday Special.
Anyway, here's Manos: Hands of Fate remade as a good movie:
Written and directed by the Coen Brothers.
Starring John Goodman as Mike.
Frances McDormand as Margaret (the wife)
Johnny Depp as Torgo
Bruce Campbell as The Master
Special guest appearance by Mike Nelson and Brigit Jones as the couple making out in the car
Special guest appearance by Kevin Murphy and Frank Coniff as the cops
The kid and the Master's wives are not anyone you need name actors for. Anyone Joel and Ethan are happy with.
I'm going to assume that I'm not the only MST3K fan here, so I trust when I say "Manos: Hands of Fate", appropriate tremors of fear are felt.
If not, here is the complete unMSTed version. We'll see you in about 70 minutes, if you still have any will to live remaining.
....................................................................
Back? Still among the living? No, sorry, the burning sensation will never go away. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
"But," I hear you whimper through your sobs, "you said you could fix that... that horrible mess!"
Indeed I can. And stop crying, there are worse movies than that. Try Red Zone Cuba without Mike and the 'Bots down in the front right row. Even I haven't got the nerve to watch that unMSTed. Or the Star Wars *shudder* Holiday Special.
Anyway, here's Manos: Hands of Fate remade as a good movie:
Written and directed by the Coen Brothers.
Starring John Goodman as Mike.
Frances McDormand as Margaret (the wife)
Johnny Depp as Torgo
Bruce Campbell as The Master
Special guest appearance by Mike Nelson and Brigit Jones as the couple making out in the car
Special guest appearance by Kevin Murphy and Frank Coniff as the cops
The kid and the Master's wives are not anyone you need name actors for. Anyone Joel and Ethan are happy with.
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Re: Fantasy Film fun.
Rush Limbaugh replacing Tor Johnson in "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
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trdsf
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THAT is scary.Gawdzilla wrote:Rush Limbaugh replacing Tor Johnson in "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
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Re: Fantasy Film fun.
Jim Jarmusch's Mamma Mia
Spike Lee's Triumph of the Will (or Birth of a Nation)
Allan Bennett's A Clockwork Orange
Terence Malik's Transformers 3
David Lynch's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
John Waters' The Good Shepherd.
Lars Von Trier's Steel Magnolias.
George Lucas' The Passion of the Christ.
The Wayan Brothers' Schindler's List.
Richard Linklater's The Fountainhead.
Gus Van Sant's High School Musical.
Spike Lee's Triumph of the Will (or Birth of a Nation)
Allan Bennett's A Clockwork Orange
Terence Malik's Transformers 3
David Lynch's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
John Waters' The Good Shepherd.
Lars Von Trier's Steel Magnolias.
George Lucas' The Passion of the Christ.
The Wayan Brothers' Schindler's List.
Richard Linklater's The Fountainhead.
Gus Van Sant's High School Musical.
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Baz Luhrmann's remake of Zulu is going to be jaw-dropping.
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I can't find any of these proposed mismatches of director and title ludicrous, in face of the fact that in the real world, Asimov's "Foundation" has been handed to Roland "Godzilla" Emmerich. 
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Aye, you can't parody a genre where McG is allowed to make a living...trdsf wrote:I can't find any of these proposed mismatches of director and title ludicrous, in face of the fact that in the real world, Asimov's "Foundation" has been handed to Roland "Godzilla" Emmerich.
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