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Robber Blondes Get Smart, Get Organised

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:46 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17495375

Brazil police hunt 'blonde kidnap gang' in Sao Paulo

Brazilian police say they are hunting a gang of mostly blonde young women who have committed a series of kidnaps and robberies in Sao Paulo.

The criminals have been targeting wealthy women in shopping centres, Sao Paulo's anti-kidnap police unit says.

The victims are followed to their cars, where they are robbed and held captive at gunpoint while the gang uses their credit cards to make luxury purchases.

Police said the "blonde gang" consisted of young, educated, middle-class women.

Sao Paulo civil police anti-kidnap division chief Joaquim Dias Alves told BBC Mundo: "One or two speak more than one language, and some have been educated overseas.

"They are really pretty girls, well-dressed and made up," he said.

The gang tend to target women who look similar to them, so they can assume the victim's identity while they use their credit cards.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:50 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:51 pm

;ob; You'll never take me alive, coppers!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:37 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:;ob; You'll never take me alive, coppers!
You know what they called coppers with tin stars, right?
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Post by klr » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:45 pm

Educated blonde women? :what:





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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:47 pm

Yes, like sober Irishmen. :coffee:
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:53 pm

They are educated in the make up and dressing arts. Plus literate.

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Post by JimC » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:53 pm

Charge them with being blonde in a public place...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:55 pm

JimC wrote:Charge them with being blonde in a public place...
They'll get caught, DWB.
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