Budget Day in the UK

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Budget Day in the UK

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:22 pm

Britons! Are you a winner or a loser in the Great Osbourne Money-Go-Round?

It all looks a bit blah so far. Loving the growth and employment forecasts to 2016, a masterpiece of comedy.
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Mallardz » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:23 pm

I can't watch it because my netbook is of a dying processor.
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:38 pm

Mallardz wrote:I can't watch it because my netbook is of a dying processor.
You do know that there is to be a dying processor (netbooks) surcharge introduced in the Budget....
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:20 pm

Very welcome income tax cut for this extremely modest earner. And what a lovely change to have budgets which don't result in great wodges of my money being arbitrarily handed to people with sprogs. Good to finally see pensioners paying their way too.
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by DaveD » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:25 pm

Is that Toryspeak for "I'm all right, Jack"?
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Lozzer » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:02 pm

Fags are up 37p. I'm fooked.
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:08 pm

Black people to get taxed double.

Jews to get a tax cut.

Queen to get a new Hat.
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Re: Budget Day in the UK

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:33 pm

They're not gonna scrap the planned 16p per gallon raise on fuel duty.

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