Little Rock Airport to be Renamed for Bill & Hill Clinton

[Coito ergo sum]

I heard they were going to name the the old Executive Frequent Flyer Miles Club the "Mile High Club." Despite the name, it's not expected that planes will go down any more than usual from the airport.

http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/ar ... r-clintons

[maiforpeace]

I heard they were going to name the the old Executive Frequent Flyer Miles Club the "Mile High Club." Despite the name, it's not expected that planes will go down any more than usual from the airport.

http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/ar ... r-clintons

[Coito ergo sum]

Just in... they're naming part of the airport "Monica Lewinsky Terminal." It's going to be painted blue, with a Jackson Pollock style white splatter... Hillary was nonplussed.

[Ian]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

[maiforpeace]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

Little Rock airport? I'd rather see them both at a more important airport, it's not even a hub, is it? Maybe when they're dead?

[Ian]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

Little Rock airport? I'd rather see them both at a more important airport, it's not even a hub, is it? Maybe when they're dead?

I think we might as well rename Arkansas after Bill Clinton.

[Coito ergo sum]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

I'm not criticizing. Sounds fine to me.

I heard that Bill volunteered to interview stewardesses. That would seem prudent.

[HomerJay]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

It would have to be a submarine, so the ratings could wear 'I went down on Bill Clinton' T-shirts.

[apophenia]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

Might be fitting for one of the Seawolf class subs.

[klr]

Works for me. I fly out of Reagan National in DC all the time, so it's about time Bill got his name on one. I don't suppose we'll see the USS Bill Clinton sailing the seas with the Navy anytime soon though.

Might be fitting for one of the Seawolf class subs.

No prizes for guessing what nickname Navy wags would give to a submarine named after Clinton.