The Killer Escalators Of Nottingham?

[Bella Fortuna]

if anyone coming to the Nottingham meet is worried, don't be, the council has said it will be taking steps.

You're just trying to get a riser out of us.

[Ronja]

Booo evil capitalist toe eating shopping centre escalator

Hoorah for the NHS!

Can't we work the gun angle into this somehow?

Thanks a heap, you two - you just killed the thread with anticipative boredom. And the poor thing was coming along so nicely, and for once about a more or less new topic.

[maiforpeace]

if anyone coming to the Nottingham meet is worried, don't be, the council has said it will be taking steps.

You're just trying to get a riser out of us.

And a comment like that doesn't doesn't escalate things?

[mistermack]

What I want to know is how do you get stuck on an escalator for hours - an elevator I understand but an escalator? Wouldn't you just walk up it?
I always try to choose the stairs over an escalator, simply because it's better for my health, and you never get stuck behind anyone because most people are too lazy to walk up the stairs.

Har har.

How do you get maiforpeace to laugh on a Monday?

[MrJonno]

Booo evil capitalist toe eating shopping centre escalator

Hoorah for the NHS!

Can't we work the gun angle into this somehow?

Thanks a heap, you two - you just killed the thread with anticipative boredom. And the poor thing was coming along so nicely, and for once about a more or less new topic.

If the man had been carrying his shotgun he would have been able to blow his own foot off when it got stuck to his liberty back, but when you are socialist prolateriat slaves all you can do if go of to the hospital and get it stuck back on

[Gawdzilla Sama]

if anyone coming to the Nottingham meet is worried, don't be, the council has said it will be taking steps.

You're just trying to get a riser out of us.

And a comment like that doesn't doesn't escalate things?

Always railing about something!

[Gallstones]

Booo evil capitalist toe eating shopping centre escalator

Hoorah for the NHS!

Can't we work the gun angle into this somehow?

Thanks a heap, you two - you just killed the thread with anticipative boredom. And the poor thing was coming along so nicely, and for once about a more or less new topic.

If the man had been carrying his shotgun he would have been able to blow his own foot off when it got stuck to his liberty back, but when you are socialist prolateriat slaves all you can do if go of to the hospital and get it stuck back on

Never use a shotgun when a pocket knife will do.

[Feck]

I hate escalators. I was stuck on one for hours during a power outage.

No way.(surely you jest?) I knew Merkins were too lazy to walk up stairs but Really ?

[Seth]

There was a spate of toe-mangling here in the US which victims blamed on Crocs footwear. Seems the stuff they are made of is very appetizing to escalators, causing toes to get sucked into the works along with the shoes. Escalator repairmen were telling of piles of shredded Crocs under the escalators. Crocs ended up having to put a warning tag on their shoes.

[Gallstones]

I like to run up the downs.
Unfortunately doing that is frowned upon.

[FBM]

I hate escalators. I was stuck on one for hours during a power outage.

No way.(surely you jest?) I knew Merkins were too lazy to walk up stairs but Really ?

I know I should be surprised, but somehow I feel almost certain that those people live about 2 blocks away and drove to the gym in their Hummers.

[Robert_S]

I hate escalators. I was stuck on one for hours during a power outage.

No way.(surely you jest?) I knew Merkins were too lazy to walk up stairs but Really ?

I know I should be surprised, but somehow I feel almost certain that those people live about 2 blocks away and drove to the gym in their Hummers.

And in the kind of climate where palms grow. Gawd bless Merka!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Feck, I would exercise more, but the machine is all the way across the room and the DVD isn't in the place.