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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:15 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Great news you guys! I hope it pisses it down for weeks! :tup:
That post immediately reminded me of a piece of classic Australian bush poetry:

SAID HANRAHAN by John O'Brien

"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
In accents most forlorn,
Outside the church, ere Mass began,
One frosty Sunday morn.

The congregation stood about,
Coat-collars to the ears,
And talked of stock, and crops, and drought,
As it had done for years.

"It's looking crook," said Daniel Croke;
"Bedad, it's cruke, me lad,
For never since the banks went broke
Has seasons been so bad."

"It's dry, all right," said young O'Neil,
With which astute remark
He squatted down upon his heel
And chewed a piece of bark.

And so around the chorus ran
"It's keepin' dry, no doubt."
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out."

"The crops are done; ye'll have your work
To save one bag of grain;
From here way out to Back-o'-Bourke
They're singin' out for rain.

"They're singin' out for rain," he said,
"And all the tanks are dry."
The congregation scratched its head,
And gazed around the sky.

"There won't be grass, in any case,
Enough to feed an ass;
There's not a blade on Casey's place
As I came down to Mass."

"If rain don't come this month," said Dan,
And cleared his throat to speak -
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"If rain don't come this week."

A heavy silence seemed to steal
On all at this remark;
And each man squatted on his heel,
And chewed a piece of bark.

"We want an inch of rain, we do,"
O'Neil observed at last;
But Croke "maintained" we wanted two
To put the danger past.

"If we don't get three inches, man,
Or four to break this drought,
We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out."

In God's good time down came the rain;
And all the afternoon
On iron roof and window-pane
It drummed a homely tune.

And through the night it pattered still,
And lightsome, gladsome elves
On dripping spout and window-sill
Kept talking to themselves.

It pelted, pelted all day long,
A-singing at its work,
Till every heart took up the song
Way out to Back-o'-Bourke.

And every creek a banker ran,
And dams filled overtop;
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"If this rain doesn't stop."

And stop it did, in God's good time;
And spring came in to fold
A mantle o'er the hills sublime
Of green and pink and gold.

And days went by on dancing feet,
With harvest-hopes immense,
And laughing eyes beheld the wheat
Nid-nodding o'er the fence.

And, oh, the smiles on every face,
As happy lad and lass
Through grass knee-deep on Casey's place
Went riding down to Mass.

While round the church in clothes genteel
Discoursed the men of mark,
And each man squatted on his heel,
And chewed his piece of bark.

"There'll be bush-fires for sure, me man,
There will, without a doubt;
We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out."

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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by Sparticle » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:54 pm

It is positively PISSING down here this morning! Oh frabjous day!
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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by charlou » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:54 pm

:woot:


Cute poem, Jim, most apt. :cheers:
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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:28 am

Charlou wrote::woot:


Cute poem, Jim, most apt. :cheers:
Sometime, "The sentimental bloke" is bound to make an appearance... :twisted:
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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:30 am

Sparticle wrote:It is positively PISSING down here this morning! Oh frabjous day!
:toot: :singinrain: :clapper:
There was more up in FTG than where we are, but all welcome...

Don't think the fires up in the NE are completely out, but at least the bastards are struggling...
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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by GabrielJBuckley » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:38 am

JimC wrote:Don't think the fires up in the NE are completely out, but at least the bastards are struggling...
Mine has been officially downgraded to "contained" which is good enough for me. :cheers:

We had a dozen or so Tasmanian firefighters join us at the pub for jam night last night. Top bunch of blokes.
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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by Taryn » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:28 pm

Pleased to hear about the rain, it must have been such a relief for you.........glad you are all safe now. Image

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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:13 pm

Great news - cute poem.

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Re: Scary day tomorrow

Post by charlou » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:42 am

JimC wrote:
Charlou wrote::woot:


Cute poem, Jim, most apt. :cheers:
Sometime, "The sentimental bloke" is bound to make an appearance... :twisted:
Cue C.J. Dennis ... ;)
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