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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:13 am

I'd like to see this... 8-)
Russians to work with Hwang to clone mammoth

Mar 14,2012
A private Korean research institute led by disgraced stem cell scientist Hwang Woo-suk said yesterday that it clinched a collaborative research pact with a Russian university to clone a woolly mammoth.

The agreement with the North-Eastern Federal University calls for the use of biological samples taken from a well-preserved mammoth so they can help make a live animal using a somatic cell nuclear transfer process, the Sooam Biotech Research Foundation (Sooam BRF) said.

It said the school in the Russia’s Sakha Federal Republic in northern Siberia will get permission from Moscow to ship tissue samples of the animal that went extinct 4,500 years ago. The tissues are to be cloned by using eggs taken from a modern Indian elephant. Once the tissues of the mammoth have been treated to a nuclear transfer process, the eggs will be implanted into the womb of a live elephant for the 22 month pregnancy.

The local research foundation said it aims to complete the mammoth tissue cloning process by the end of this year. Sooam BRF, headed by Hwang, a former veterinary professor at the Seoul National University, will also take part in future mammoth remains excavations in Russia to get more tissue samples. This will entail the setting up of a mobile laboratory to extract the tissue samples, while the Russian university will be given advanced cloning technology.

“After this project, there will be further cooperation with other laboratories like the Beijing Genomics Institute,” the foundation said.

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:31 am

Fucking sweet :smoke:

Oh, I mean...crime against nature! :irate:
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:11 am

It's a fucking sweet crime against nature and I want first ride, too.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:13 am

FBM wrote:It's a fucking sweet crime against nature and I want first ride, too.
There may be room for us both. :smug:
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Post by FBM » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:16 am

One on each tusk...
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Post by Tero » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:18 am

What will they do with one mammoth? It will be very lonely.

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:26 am

Worse, they'll have to find useable material from mammoths of the other gender if we want to really recreate the species.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:39 am

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Post by mistermack » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:24 pm

Svartalf wrote:Worse, they'll have to find useable material from mammoths of the other gender if we want to really recreate the species.
Yeh but, no but, yeh but,
If you can do it once, you can do it twice. And they live a long time, so no problem there.

And semen freezes well, so I would do a male first, in case it died before you could make a female.
Assuming that you have the ability to choose.

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:26 pm

Interesting to see what a mammoth-burger tastes like? :food:
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Post by mistermack » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:31 pm

Imagine what a tourist attraction a Mammoth Park would be.

It would knock those poxy Pandas into the weeds.
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Post by amused » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:50 pm

What next? Dodos?

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:51 pm

Wouldn't we need about 50 creating (from different dead ancestors) for a sustainable, genetically diverse herd?

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:51 pm

Are the better eats than chicken?
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