Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Ayaan » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:09 pm

Maybe, according to this study.

http://www.helium.com/items/2123745-wom ... re-smarter

A study by a Chicago university sociologist of 1,200 women found that large-breasted women tend to have higher intelligence. The study divided the women into five groups ranging from virtually flat-chested to extra-large breasts.

The results revealed that the big-breasted women had an overall higher I.Q.—about 10 points—than the lesser endowed members of the study. Women with average-sized breasts also beat out those that were in the smallest size group.
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:15 pm

Could that be because the men conducting the study were rendered dumbfounded by their large breasts, so the ladies seemed smarter by comparison?
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby kiki5711 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:21 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Could that be because the men conducting the study were rendered dumbfounded by their large breasts, so the ladies seemed smarter by comparison?



ha ha Absolutely! A no brainer! :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:22 pm

kiki5711 wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Could that be because the men conducting the study were rendered dumbfounded by their large breasts, so the ladies seemed smarter by comparison?



ha ha Absolutely! A no brainer! :hehe: :hehe:


Well, it is a scientific fact that men have two brains, but only enough blood to allow one to function at a time. So, when the blood rushes to one, the other shuts down almost completely....

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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:26 pm

"Hey - my brains are up HERE, buddy!"
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:35 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Hey - my brains are up HERE, buddy!"


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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:40 pm

Does the correlation hold for moobs?
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?

I'm not holding your moobs, sorry. :nono:
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Drewish » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:46 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?


Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Svartalf » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:46 pm

No offence to whom you guess, but some of the smartest girls I've known were rather petite chested.
I suspect that the study was incorrectly administered and resulted in unfair bias.
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:47 pm

andrewclunn wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?


Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."

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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:49 pm

Svartalf wrote:No offence to whom you guess, but some of the smartest girls I've known were rather petite chested.
I suspect that the study was incorrectly administered and resulted in unfair bias.


You suspect that the study is biased because it does not conform with your anecdotal experience? :ask:
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Drewish » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:50 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?


Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."

Mr Huxley?!? Too formal by half!


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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:50 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?


Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."

Mr Huxley?!? Too formal by half!


M. Huxley? :ask:
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Re: Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

Postby Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:51 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the correlation hold for moobs?


Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."

Mr Huxley?!? Too formal by half!


M. Huxley? :ask:

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