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You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:31 am

I've decided to make it public.
I'm not mistermack, I'm Jesus, I've returned. But I'm bored now, so I'm going back to Heaven.

You can all have one wish, before I go. But you have to post it here.
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Post by Gallstones » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:16 am

I wish there was no suffering.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:34 am

I wish there were no such thing as wishes. :sigh:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:37 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I wish there were no such thing as wishes. :sigh:
That's the wish equivalent of dividing by zero. Now you've ruined it for everyone. :mod:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:06 am

I wish we could renegotiate the Entente Cordiale.
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:26 am

I wish scientists would discover the roots of consciousness was non-local and that individual conciousness was a transmission which was resent back to source upon death.

I wish this for no other reason than because Certainty is hubris whether it be in the poetic worship of a desert Djinn or mathematical models of thermal dynamics. A bit of humility and word eating would amuse me greatly.
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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:54 am

I wish it was 1973 again (and I knew what I know now).
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:03 am

Rum wrote:I wish it was 1973 again (and I knew what I know now).
Hell, I think I'd go for something like that, too...though '73 would make me 10 at the time. :ask:
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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:20 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
Rum wrote:I wish it was 1973 again (and I knew what I know now).
Hell, I think I'd go for something like that, too...though '73 would make me 10 at the time. :ask:
Actually that would be a good age to wind back to. Just per-pubescent and knowing what you know know!? :naughty:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:24 am

...and there would be the summer of '76 to look forward to. :)
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:45 pm

I would wish for 1000 wishes but each wish would only be activated if I signed the appropiate paperwork and had one witness to countersign it

(thats to stop you accidently wishing for something in the heat of the moment that you might regret)
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Rum wrote:I wish it was 1973 again (and I knew what I know now).
1972, and I was smart enough to say "Nah, I don't need to go with you today." :sigh:
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:39 am

You have to be careful what you wish for.

I have a friend who wished that his penis would touch the floor.
Then his legs fell off.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Drewish » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:47 am

I wish to stab Jesus.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by apophenia » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:37 am




I wish for things not proper to wish, so I'll wish instead for a tongue less loose than my own.


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