Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Club In California: Report

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Post by kiki5711 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:55 pm

:hehe: :hehe: :funny: :funny:

you guys are tooo much!!! :biggrin:

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;) ;) ;) ;) by the way ladies he's a single man now!!!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:20 pm

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:He was there and not there at the same time....
:funny:

He blinds them with science :geek: :prof:
"Hawking reportedly annoyed the girls by insisting on indiscriminately calling all of them 'Miss Sakamoto'."
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Post by maiforpeace » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:55 pm

Good for him, I hope he's enjoying himself thoroughly.
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:56 pm

So do I.
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Post by klr » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:57 pm

I'm surprised we've gotten this far into the thread, and no-one has yet made a pun about his love of heavenly bodies :toetap:
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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:03 pm

Ol' chap still knows what tunneling is all about... :tup:
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Post by kiki5711 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:06 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
klr wrote:
JimC wrote:He was there and not there at the same time....
:funny:

He blinds them with science :geek: :prof:
"Hawking reportedly annoyed the girls by insisting on indiscriminately calling all of them 'Miss Sakamoto'."
:ask: :ask: :ask:

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:09 pm

kiki5711 wrote:Screw the Universe, LET ME SEE SOME BOOBIES!!!!! :sulk: :biggrin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/2 ... d%3D139267
though he made another big media bang last January when he called women "a complete mystery."

HE he he we're even more mysterious than the black hole!!!
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:11 pm

klr wrote:I'm surprised we've gotten this far into the thread, and no-one has yet made a pun about his love of heavenly bodies :toetap:
I made a joke about string bikini theory. Does that count?

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Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:I'm surprised we've gotten this far into the thread, and no-one has yet made a pun about his love of heavenly bodies :toetap:
I made a joke about string bikini theory. Does that count?
Not in this dimension I'm afraid ... :dance:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:
kiki5711 wrote:Screw the Universe, LET ME SEE SOME BOOBIES!!!!! :sulk: :biggrin:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/2 ... d%3D139267
though he made another big media bang last January when he called women "a complete mystery."

HE he he we're even more mysterious than the black hole!!!
Late: http://www.rationalia.com/forum/viewtop ... 11&t=35661

he he he "I still have one more nerve left in me baby!" :shock: :shock: :biggrin: :funny:

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Post by kiki5711 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:05 pm

klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:I'm surprised we've gotten this far into the thread, and no-one has yet made a pun about his love of heavenly bodies :toetap:
I made a joke about string bikini theory. Does that count?
Not in this dimension I'm afraid ... :dance:
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Re: Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Club In California: Report

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:35 pm

Stephen Hawking proves CES's Theorem on Women #657 --

It doesn't matter what a man looks like. As long as he's good at SOMETHING, he will have chicks around him.

This guy should make all the sad sack men (who bemoan their lack of women) hang their heads in shame. This guy has a degenerative neurological disorder akin to Lou Gehrig's disease, can't talk, is skinny as a rail, sits in a wheelchair, etc., and he divorced his first wife after he had an affair with another woman, and he's got chicks around him, including hot strippers, all the time!

Why? Because if a guy is good at something, there are chicks who will dig him. Period.

So, the take-away advice on this for men: go out there and get good at SOMETHING. It can be anything.

I saw a guy on the Howard Stern show who was talented at farting. He showed up on the show and proved he could fart more in one minute than anyone else. The next time he showed up on the program, he had a hot chick on his arm.

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Re: Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Club In California: Report

Post by kiki5711 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:09 pm

saw a guy on the Howard Stern show who was talented at farting. He showed up on the show and proved he could fart more in one minute than anyone else. The next time he showed up on the program, he had a hot chick on his arm.
Howard Stern has naked women on his show every day, no matter who the guest is. In fact, if "boobs" are not in one of his sentences during the whole show, it's not him talking. ;) ;)

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