Liveblogging the Oscars?

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I think natalie portman must be breastfeeding. I've never seen her boobs looking so lush.

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Tom Hanks, aka Jowly MacGee, is trying to hide his issues with a white goatee. I don't think it's working.

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the bbc is live blogging too, just c+v every 15 minutes.

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Billy Crystal will be performing an opening medley. What do y'all think? Will it be flesh curldlingly awful, or good?

And what's the real story with Eddie Murphy? Was he really on tap to do and got replaced by Billy? What went down there?

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the bbc is live blogging too, just c+v every 15 minutes.

You go ahead. I'm having fun.

[HomerJay]

Hugo should win everything but the screaming kid pushes so many emotional buttons, I'm worried they'll steal it.

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Morgan Freeman is opening the Oscars-- Your Argument is Invalid.

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Hugo should win everything but the screaming kid pushes so many emotional buttons, I'm worried they'll steal it.

Really? It was that good?

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Is there a Scientology Devil Tom Cruise sold his soul to for everlasting youth?

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Not a back clip show/satire. I could tell which films were which from the commercials.

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Billy looks soooo much more relaxed than any other presenter in recent memory. For obvious reasons, I guess.

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Oh, Viola ????? shit, forgot her last name-- striking in a reptilian sparkly green.

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All right, the medley made me chuckle a few times. Not bad.

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Carl the seat-filler. Sounds vaguely medieval. Like Roger the Shrubber.

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Hey Homer- Hugo won for cinematography! You called it.