Labour MP Goes Berserk Over Too Many F*cking Tories

Post by **Atheist-Lite** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:13 pm

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/ ... r-brawl.do

MP goes berserk in Commons bar brawl

A Labour MP was dragged away in handcuffs after going berserk in a House of Commons bar and headbutting a fellow MP.

Ex-Army major Eric Joyce hit at least three MPs, including a Labour whip, in a rage last night when they tried to calm him, it was claimed.

"There was blood spilled - it was like the Wild West in there," said one stunned MP. Police were called but it apparently took five Commons security officers to restrain Mr Joyce, 51.

A glass door was smashed as they dragged him away, still struggling. The MP for Falkirk was taken to Belgravia police station, where he spent the night and was still being held today.

Ed Miliband suspended him from the Labour Party at 10am, pending an investigation.

The astonishing fracas took place in the
Strangers Bar, where MPs can entertain guests. Minutes earlier, a delegation of VIPs from the Canadian parliament, including its Speaker,had been sipping drinks in the room. Witnesses say Mr Joyce arrived in the wood-panelled bar at 10pm.

At one stage he allegedly complained: "There are too many f***ing Tories in here."

One source said he started singing and dancing at first but "flipped" when other drinkers asked him to be quiet.

"He seemed to have had a lot to drink and was asked to quiet down," said the source. "Then he flipped. It was not really a brawl or a fight, he just flipped. He then started lashing out."

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Post by **Lozzer** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:27 pm

Legend

Post by **Animavore** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:28 pm

He gets my vote

Post by **Rum** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:28 pm

Its like they used to do it in the 18th century! The good times return!

Post by **PsychoSerenity** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:42 pm

Awesome.

Post by **Horwood Beer-Master** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:41 pm

Crumple wrote:...At one stage he allegedly complained: "There are too many f***ing Tories in here."
...

I'll vote for anyone who makes that their campaign slogan.

Post by **Drewish** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:46 pm

Wow. I really hope you all are joking.

Post by **Pappa** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:53 pm

andrewclunn wrote:Wow. I really hope you all are joking.

Post by **Animavore** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:55 pm

Post by **MrJonno** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:57 pm

This Labour MP spilled tax payers subsidised beer all over the place which is a terrible waste of tax payers money and beer!!
He should be made to work for a month in a brewery and give out the beer to his constiuency as punishment

Post by **Drewish** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:03 pm

So wait, you like the fact that he got drunk and threw a fit and started swinging because he's Labour and pissed at how many Tories there are?

Post by **Animavore** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:05 pm

No. It's funny on levels I'm not sure I could explain.

Post by **Pappa** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:09 pm

andrewclunn wrote:So wait, you like the fact that he got drunk and threw a fit and started swinging because he's Labour and pissed at how many Tories there are?

About 99% of our MPs are wankers and no matter who we vote for, they all end up pretty much the same... so we don't take anything they do particularly seriously.

Plus... it's fucking hilarious.

Post by **Audley Strange** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:09 pm

He did his constituency proud.

Post by **MrJonno** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:13 pm

I suspect it will be a vote winner in his constituency but then again lets face if some Republican called Obama a fucking kenyan nigger it would also bring in more votes than it will lose

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