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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:04 am
FBM wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Seabass wrote:FBM wrote:Tero wrote:Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
I've heard that it can get pretty hairy down there.
If you are accustomed to city dwelling, it can really testes your limits.
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by FBM » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:21 am
I'll try to keep it in my long-sperm memory.
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by Faithfree » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:24 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:You might say that snake has a lot of balls...
I was gonad say that...
Wouldn't have made a vas deferens who did it, but I erected to have enough spunk to take on the task.
Vasectomy what you did there.
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by Rum » Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:51 am
Let's hope the swelling goes down soon..
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by Faithfree » Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:35 am
I thought this was going to be another thread about cloacas. Then I realised it said 'bitten', not 'bittern'.
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by Svartalf » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:25 am
Rum wrote:Let's hope the swelling goes down soon..
[img]buster-2.jpg[/img]
Urk, I know Viz is kind of an institution in the UK, but so is the sun, and neither is an excuse for bad taste.
and did you borrow your current avatar from the Dawktor?
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:22 pm
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by Rum » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:31 pm
Svartalf wrote:Rum wrote:Let's hope the swelling goes down soon..
[img]buster-2.jpg[/img]
Urk, I know Viz is kind of an institution in the UK, but so is the sun, and neither is an excuse for bad taste.
and did you borrow your current avatar from the Dawktor?
I hope you aren't putting the Sun and Viz in the same category of bad taste. The Sun is an awful rag of a newspaper whereas Viz is an awful rag of a comic!
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by Svartalf » Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:20 pm
Let's just say that I just wonder how British farmers can have been the inspiration for both hobbits and a certain viz character, and that the Fat slags are apt to disgust you off every English female, especially when you don't have access to the social strata where the type is less common.
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