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by JimC » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:41 am
From the "Odd Spot" in today's Age:
"A British tourist was bitten on the testicle by a snake while in Tasmania. Glasgow musician Jackson Scott, 29, had answered an overnight call of nature when a tiger snake sank its fangs into his scrotum. A mate drove the panicking Scot to a Hobart hospital where he was given an antidote."
Ouch!
Would have been an easy area to amputate if required, I suppose...
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by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:46 am
You might say that snake has a lot of balls...
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by Gallstones » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:39 am
Why does a person present his scrotum to a snake?
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by Gallstones2 » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:43 am
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by FBM » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:52 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:You might say that snake has a lot of balls...
I was gonad say that...
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by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:55 am
FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:You might say that snake has a lot of balls...
I was gonad say that...
Wouldn't have made a vas deferens who did it, but I erected to have enough spunk to take on the task.
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by FBM » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:04 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:FBM wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:You might say that snake has a lot of balls...
I was gonad say that...
Wouldn't have made a vas deferens who did it, but I erected to have enough spunk to take on the task.
Well, the OP did leave us hangin'...
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by JimC » Sat Feb 18, 2012 4:56 am
Gallstones wrote:Why does a person present his scrotum to a snake?
Squatting to take a dump in the bush at night...
Been there, done that, but thoroughly checked the area for venomous creatures before proceeding.
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by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:27 am
TMI, Mister Jim!
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by Tero » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:46 am
Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
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by FBM » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:52 am
Tero wrote:Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
I've heard that it can get pretty hairy down there.
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by Seabass » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:33 am
FBM wrote:Tero wrote:Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
I've heard that it can get pretty hairy down there.
If you are accustomed to city dwelling, it can really testes your limits.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:46 am
Seabass wrote:FBM wrote:Tero wrote:Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
I've heard that it can get pretty hairy down there.
If you are accustomed to city dwelling, it can really testes your limits.
Always check your surroundings be foreskin is exposed.
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by FBM » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:58 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Seabass wrote:FBM wrote:Tero wrote:Tasmania is no place to be dicking around in.
I've heard that it can get pretty hairy down there.
If you are accustomed to city dwelling, it can really testes your limits.
Always check your surroundings be foreskin is exposed.
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by Faithfree » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:03 am
JimC wrote:From the "Odd Spot" in today's Age:
"A British tourist was bitten on the testicle by a snake while in Tasmania. Glasgow musician Jackson Scott, 29, had answered an overnight call of nature when a tiger snake sank its fangs into his scrotum. A mate drove the panicking Scot to a Hobart hospital where he was given an antidote."
Probably mistook the trouser snake for a rival. Someone needs to tell the Scots to leave the kilt at home when hiking in the Australian bush.
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