What Libertarians Do

[amused]

http://www.joeydevilla.com/2012/02/15/w ... arians-do/

[amused]

Missed this earlier....




http://leftycartoons.com/the-24-types-of-libertarian/

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And to think we have all 24 types represented here.



In one poster.

[eXcommunicate]

And to think we have all 24 types represented here.



In one poster.

The "Selectively Frugal" one really gores my ox. The "Atlas" one made me laugh.

[laklak]

I'm pretty close to the stoned one...

Well, I was last night anyway. Now I'm just a slightly hungover one who is considering a medicinal Corona and lime. Or maybe a mojito.

[Bella Fortuna]

only because it's scarily on-target.

[Coito ergo sum]

If I've said it once, I said it 100 times -- the trouble with Libertarianism is that there are too many Libertarians involved.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If I've said it once, I said it 100 times -- the trouble with Libertarianism is that there are too many Libertarians involved.

You have to want to not be a Libertarian, nobody can do it for you.

[Gallstones]

Cute.

[eXcommunicate]

If I've said it once, I said it 100 times -- the trouble with Libertarianism is that there are too many Libertarians involved.

Libertarians are like atheists (and liberals) in that you might as well attempt to herd cats than organize them into some kind of coherent group.

[Gallstones]

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted
to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn,
pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go
over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to Libertarianism"
Her parents aren't speaking to me.

[Robert_S]

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted
to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn,
pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go
over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to Libertarianism"
Her parents aren't speaking to me.

Still, I think I'm a centrist and I feel the same way.

[eXcommunicate]

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted
to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn,
pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go
over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to Libertarianism"
Her parents aren't speaking to me.

A story for/from simpletons.

[Warren Dew]

Libertarians are like atheists (and liberals) in that you might as well attempt to herd cats than organize them into some kind of coherent group.

Liberals stampede all the time, though.

[Warren Dew]

So are those bricks liberals or conservatives? Sometimes I can't tell the difference!

http://www.joeydevilla.com/2012/02/15/w ... arians-do/

And how come I get a Romney ad at that link, instead of a Ron Paul ad?