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asswipe blows his own legs off

Post by tattuchu » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:13 pm

Fuckwit terrorist blows his own legs off

Tuesday's violence began in the afternoon when a stash of explosives apparently detonated by accident in Moradi's house, blowing off part of the roof. Police said two foreigners quickly left the residence, followed by a wounded Moradi.

"He tried to wave down a taxi, but he was covered in blood, and the driver refused to take him," Pansiri said. He then threw an explosive at the taxi and began running.

Police who had been called to the area then tried to apprehend Moradi, who hurled a grenade to defend himself. "But somehow it bounced back" and blew off his legs, Pansiri said.

Photos of the wounded Iranian showed him covered in dark soot on a sidewalk strewn with broken glass. He lay in front of a Thai primary and secondary school. No students were reported wounded.

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Re: asswipe blows his own legs off

Post by tattuchu » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:20 pm

What do you do when you've blown your own legs off in a failed terrorist attempt, by the way? I mean, there there guy is, laying on the sidewalk (pavement, for you Brits), no legs and all. Can't get up. Little embarrassing. "Oh. Oh dear. Can someone...uh...can someone call an ambulance for me? I seem to have blown my legs off and can't get up."

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Re: asswipe blows his own legs off

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:39 pm

It's not funny at all to me. It's just sad and sick.

He's in worse misery now that he's not dead according to his beliefs, isn't he?

I don't know anything about that stupid crap...what are the beliefs, anyways?
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:57 pm

I don't feel sorry for him. As far as I'm concerned he can find sympathy in the dictionary, between "shit" and "syphillis".
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Re: asswipe blows his own legs off

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:00 pm

maiforpeace wrote:It's not funny at all to me. It's just sad and sick.

He's in worse misery now that he's not dead according to his beliefs, isn't he?

I don't know anything about that stupid crap...what are the beliefs, anyways?
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