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by FBM » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:59 am
Thumpalumpacus wrote:I'm thinking the next time I move I'm going to hire that crew. Didya see how fast they emptied that place of furniture?
Just go after them with a chainsaw and they'll do it for free, too.
Edit: Anyway, that'll learn him to come to a beer keg fight armed with a chainsaw.
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by JimC » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:49 am
Arsehole thought he was in Texas...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by amused » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:06 pm
JimC wrote:Arsehole thought he was in Texas...
It woulda been a massacre!
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:08 pm
Major fail in not coming at the guy from at least two different directions with the chairs simultaneously.
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by Mallardz » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:26 pm
I laughed when the guy floored him from behind with the keg.
At least he got a good beating. Three years is a joke arse sentence for clear lunacy.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:29 pm
Any updates? Motive? Not chasing links here.
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by HomerJay » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:39 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Any updates? Motive? Not chasing links here.
It says in the original story that he was thrown out for smoking, so he may appeal on the grounds of Diminished Responsibility as he hadn't enjoyed a nicotine fix.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:53 pm
HomerJay wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Any updates? Motive? Not chasing links here.
It says in the original story that he was thrown out for smoking, so he may appeal on the grounds of Diminished Responsibility as he hadn't enjoyed a nicotine fix.
"Diminished Responsibility"? There's one Seth will never use.
(Despite ... Oh, never mind.
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by Rum » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:57 pm
The chainsaw was probably socialist.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:06 pm
Rum wrote:The chainsaw was probably socialist.
You'll notice that the police were totally unneeded in that situation. Government interference on that level is NEVER JUSTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
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by tattuchu » Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:29 pm
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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by MrJonno » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:17 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Rum wrote:The chainsaw was probably socialist.
You'll notice that the police were totally unneeded in that situation. Government interference on that level is NEVER JUSTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Of course it was needed he must have been breaking loads of environmental laws with his CO2 emissions not to mention health and safety rules
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!
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by The Curious Squid » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:26 pm
Pub justice!
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by Faithfree » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:35 pm
At least he was nice enough to just hack the pub up and not hurt anyone.
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by Thinking Aloud » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:38 pm
I'll bet the lady at the end with the iPhone got some good footage too.
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