He knows American redneck sensibilities though. I suspect that's his real target audience.Animavore wrote:He would've wound her up more if he'd printed it out and stuck it on the fridge with a magnet and stamped a big, red 'A+' on it.
The guy doesn't know teens at all
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Re: Parenting with a .45
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Hmm. Sticking it on the refrigerator door with an A+ on it would've been lacking the latent sexual dominance message. By shooting it with his pistol, which every pop psychologist knows is a penis extension, he was effectively shooting his wad on her whole virtual existence and proving that he was the master of all she could be. But what else could he do, considering her vacuous and behind-the-back assault - ironically addressed to the parents but (intended to be) hidden from them - on him was an attempt to castrate him in a celebratory, yet illicit fashion, then hanging his bleeding gonads from the highest virtual flagpole she could access? Curiously almost absent from this whole mess is the wife/mother figure. She is briefly mentioned as a factor, and yet she is suspiciously supplanted by the not-really-a-cleaning-lady lady, whom the dad defends with obvious passion, whereas the wife is at best an "Oh, and by the way..." cameo appearance. America will never prevent this sort of crisis from surfacing again until it has successfully established a viable moon colony. Once the rocket-penis has invaded and dominated the moon-vagina, all will be as it should be and the American dream will have been realized. Then we can focus on something important, like learning how to play futbol.
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--sigged.Once the rocket-penis has invaded and dominated the moon-vagina, all will be as it should be and the American dream will have been realized.
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I've been sigged. 
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Re: Parenting with a .45
Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
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Re: Parenting with a .45
Gallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
Re: Parenting with a .45
I will speak about your son in a derogatory manner.Gallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
He sounds like a psychopath
when you're old enough, we both know you're not going to be retired to a care home it's the gun range for you, missy!nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeee
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" When you're old enough, we both know you're not going to be retired to a care home it's the gun range for you, missy!"
She might prefer that, Lozzer. Out with a bang, not a whimper.
She might prefer that, Lozzer. Out with a bang, not a whimper.
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Re: Parenting with a .45
Gallstones, while Mr Jonno's post was crass and insensitive, please try not to resort to personal attacks in such cases. Please remember our rules http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3449 on personal attacks. Thanks.Gallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
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Re: Parenting with a .45
I am in no way implying that your son is a psychopath, you brought up your child rearing skills not me which makes them open to criticismGallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!
Re: Parenting with a .45
I agree completely with Gallstones, and there are some "crass and insensitive" comments that deserve precisely the response she gave, so fuck off.Twoflower wrote:Gallstones, while Mr Jonno's post was crass and insensitive, please try not to resort to personal attacks in such cases. Please remember our rules http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3449 on personal attacks. Thanks.Gallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
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I mentioned nothing about my child rearing skills. I mentioned something my son is interested in doing--shooting no longer functioning devices, inanimate objects.MrJonno wrote:I am in no way implying that your son is a psychopath, you brought up your child rearing skills not me which makes them open to criticismGallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
If you want to bring my child rearing skills into this please note that I was going to require him to clean up after as is the responsible thing to do.
Underlining 'son', so to highlight it, is implying that I am the psychopath.
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hey MrJonno the option to move next to me still holds and I only have 4 guns
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When they come for me they better have a bigger arsenal than I, cause I'm barricading myself in and shooting it out.hadespussercats wrote:" When you're old enough, we both know you're not going to be retired to a care home it's the gun range for you, missy!"
She might prefer that, Lozzer. Out with a bang, not a whimper.
I won't go willingly.
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Twoflower wrote:Gallstones, while Mr Jonno's post was crass and insensitive, please try not to resort to personal attacks in such cases. Please remember our rules http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3449 on personal attacks. Thanks.Gallstones wrote:Why don't you go fuck yourself.MrJonno wrote:Gallstones wrote:Every time I want to retire a device the first thing my son wants to know is can we take it out to the range and shoot the shit out of it? And he is so excited.
All I can think about is having to clean up afterwards, so I say "no".
Maybe we should just take them to the range and shoot the shit out of them.
He can clean up.
What a well brought up son, maybe you should encourage him to set things on fire as well, a can of petrol and matches for this birthday.
Get him onto explosives and when the terminators rise he will be ready to lead the human race to salvation
I'll not tolerate you speaking about my son in this derogatory manner.
You are an ignorant asshole.
I knew this was coming, but it was worth it.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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