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But the cat gods concur. Fire is their friend - their warm, cosy friendGawdzilla wrote:The volcano gods object.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Fire is real - god is not.
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I remember lying on a bear rug in front a fire place, naked a jaybird, and two cats curled up on my chest, purring and happy. It doesn't get much better than that.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:But the cat gods concur. Fire is their friend - their warm, cosy friendGawdzilla wrote:The volcano gods object.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Fire is real - god is not.
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nothing new here really, the effects of fire have been understood for decades. there does seem to have been an increase in people woodburning though, as it's perceived as a better alternative to fossil fuels (although if you go on thegreen forums the carbon debate is open).
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Where the fuck is the heat supposed to come from? ANYTHING we do will pollute.
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... and jesuses. Pretty much all of their stories were about wolves or jesuses.Gawdzilla wrote:We have campfires 2-3 times a week. When I present I speak of how people heading west in the 1850s might have stopped in this very spot for the night, and sat around a fire telling stories. I remind people that many of these folks would have been just a few generations away from their European roots and they had brought their myths, legends and tall tales with them to this country. Including stories about wolves.

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That 70% figure sounds a bit dodgy to me too, and what about modern "smokeless" wood and dual-fuel burners. I wonder how they compare?
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Boy, he's going to have a heart attack when he learns about wildfires.
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Also the god of accelerants for they make fires fun!Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Fire is real - god is not.
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Correct our ancestors would of freezed to death if they adopted his attitude.Gawdzilla wrote:Where the fuck is the heat supposed to come from? ANYTHING we do will pollute.
Indeed i too think that wood fires are an inefficient and expensive way to keep yourself warm all the time. But to say like i do when its not fire ban season get out the fire pit and have a fire out the back of my place the pollution is miniscule (a good fire is a fire that doesn't smoke much at all) and everyone sits around talks to each other shares tall tales and has a few beverages. I think the benefits of practicing some old social skills and catching up with friends and family far outweights any negatives. Especially in 'zilla case he is exposing kidlets to the outdoors in a way that many parents can't be arsed doing (It took me to go on some program for at-rish youth run by a local charity to get the outdoor bug) the benefit are tenfold more.JimC wrote:If I want to burn some wood in a BBQ or a campfire, I'll do it, whether it's ethically sound or not...
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My great-grandma had a cat that used to get too close to the fireplace and started smoking.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:But the cat gods concur. Fire is their friend - their warm, cosy friendGawdzilla wrote:The volcano gods object.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Fire is real - god is not.
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My cat is fucking weird wont go near our fire pit however as sam harris would approve of she plonks her arse right next to the gas heater or the aircon when mum has it on warms as the cat would think.
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I've noticed how a lot of cats seem to lack a concept of "too hot".redunderthebed wrote:...My great-grandma had a cat that used to get too close to the fireplace and started smoking...

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What if believing you always resolve cognitive dissonance in favor of the facts and truth is as harmful and misguided as lighting a wood fire in the middle of your living room... ![]() |

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Fortunately, I'm open minded enough to have bought a house without a fireplace. Of course, that was 20 years before I read this, so maybe it wasn't open mindedness - just the ability to figure out the obvious for myself.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:An interesting new blog article from Sam Harris today. Read it - it's quite short.
http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/the- ... e-delusion
I do see a lot of excuses for wood fires in this thread ... guess Harris has a lot of friends here.
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We had a very large campfire last night. It was flippin' cold out in the woods. I kept the spiel short so they could get on with and come back for hot cocoa and cookies.
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