LONDON MAYORAL FUN
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Basically, I can't decide whether I hate Boris enough to actually vote for Ken or whether I hate Ken enough to vote for Boris.
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Boris!
Get me to a Nunnery 
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I'm sure, as usual, London will end-up with the clown it deserves. 
Mind you, if Boris gets in and tries to press ahead with this fucking stupid airport, I'm taking the fucker out.
A stick jammed into the spokes of his bicycle should do the trick...
Mind you, if Boris gets in and tries to press ahead with this fucking stupid airport, I'm taking the fucker out.
A stick jammed into the spokes of his bicycle should do the trick...
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What? he wants to build a third airport in Kent?
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How could you not vote for the one-man comedy show that is Boris? 
Well, maybe if you live in London, there are other considerations.
Well, maybe if you live in London, there are other considerations.
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That's the one. Personally I think they should build a new airport over in Berkshire instead. There's an ideal plot of land between Windsor and Slough with already existing transport links to London.Svartalf wrote:What? he wants to build a third airport in Kent?
It's currently occupied by a school, but I'm sure some of the coalition's wonderful new free-schools and academies could take-up the slack if it were closed down and demolished.
How about it Boris?
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Both cunts. Toss a coin or just draw spunky cocks on the ballot paper
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Azathoth wrote:draw spunky cocks on the ballot paper
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Boris Ken Boris Ken Bori Kens Bork ensi Bo sir . Knob Rise.
If any of them build a fucking 'nother airport I shall see to it personally that they are whipped soundly and sent to the Gimp Lair (hmm, they might like that though). *hatching other evil plan*
If any of them build a fucking 'nother airport I shall see to it personally that they are whipped soundly and sent to the Gimp Lair (hmm, they might like that though). *hatching other evil plan*
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