Japanese population apocalypse...

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Japanese population apocalypse...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:43 pm

Predictions show that by 2060, the population of Japan will have fallen from about 130 million to around 90 million, 40% of which will be over 60.

By 2100, population could be down to 50 million.

They're going to need bigger robots.

A good thing or a bad thing?
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Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:45 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:15 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:19 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:More used schoolgirl panties for the rest of us...
The supply of used schoolgirls is practically limitless.
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Post by FBM » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:26 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Predictions show that by 2060, the population of Japan will have fallen from about 130 million to around 90 million, 40% of which will be over 60.

By 2100, population could be down to 50 million.

They're going to need bigger robots.

A good thing or a bad thing?
In both Japan and Korea, the birthrates are, let's say, flaccid. Korea's response is to import more foreign blue-collar workers from SE Asia. And wives, incidentally. I've been to Japan numerous times and have lived in Korea for years. People are already stacked on top of each other. Why they would want the population to grow is beyond me. People are staying healthy and active longer, so bump the retirement age back a few years. Keep those old shoulders to the grindstone, I say.
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:48 pm

The problem lies in the genitals of the Japanese. They are all fuzzy.

At least they are on the parts of the internet I visit.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:49 pm

Italy and Germany are apparently due to undergo similar population decreases, whilst Blighty bloats to 80 million.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:51 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:The problem lies in the genitals of the Japanese. They are all fuzzy.

At least they are on the parts of the internet I visit.
Playboy used to have to send printing plates to Japan, where the pubics were scratched out and then the magazine was printed.
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:56 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:The problem lies in the genitals of the Japanese. They are all fuzzy.

At least they are on the parts of the internet I visit.
Playboy used to have to send printing plates to Japan, where the pubics were scratched out and then the magazine was printed.

The funny thing is that the same often happens even when one person is shitting into the mouth of another.

So I am told :hehe:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:18 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:More used schoolgirl panties for the rest of us...
Not if they don't make enough baies for there to be schoolgirls...
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Re: Japanese population apocalypse...

Post by Drewish » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:21 pm

So long as the wealth of the people who are there doesn't drop off, I don't see an issue.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Italy and Germany are apparently due to undergo similar population decreases, whilst Blighty bloats to 80 million.
I hear our fecundity is of the highest in the civilized world... a shame that I suspect that a huge majority of the babies are far too dark skinned to be decent Frenchfolk
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Re: Japanese population apocalypse...

Post by Ian » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:26 pm

Russia's demographics are looking awful too. China's got some serious problems coming up as well.

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Re: Japanese population apocalypse...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:29 pm

I suspect that the Japanese film "The Ballad of Narayama" will find many Chinese echoes in the next few decades.
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Re: Japanese population apocalypse...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:36 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Italy and Germany are apparently due to undergo similar population decreases, whilst Blighty bloats to 80 million.
I hear our fecundity is of the highest in the civilized world... a shame that I suspect that a huge majority of the babies are far too dark skinned to be decent Frenchfolk
There is no such thing as a decent Frenchman.
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