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Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:21 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-16754985

Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

A Lincolnshire beauty spot is being cleared of undergrowth after residents complained it was being used for sex.

People said the "dogging" at Stapleford Woods, south of Lincoln, was forcing ramblers and families to avoid the area.

Lincolnshire Police said it had increased patrols of the site after the complaints.

Council officials are carrying out a day of action at the site and ex-offenders are clearing up.

Jenny Milan, from Stapleford Parish Meeting, said something needed to be done.

"I've been down there two or three times and it's really not very nice.

"Our village is a beautiful village and we don't want to accept this behaviour," she said.

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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Seth » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:25 am

Can't you fucking UK prudes leave at least ONE place where couples can go for a little naturist enjoyment.

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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:28 am

Well, if I lived there, there's a bunch of officials that would not get my vote ever again.
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:14 am

Svartalf wrote:Well, if I lived there, there's a bunch of officials that would not get my vote ever again.
It's interesting she went there two or three times. :whistle:
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Pappa » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:24 am

Dogging's only illegal if someone sees it and is caused some distress... the same goes for public nudity. It's a weird situation.

That reminds me.... I designed a sign to put up in local car parks saying "DESIGNATED DOGGING AREA". I should really get round to printing off a few copies and putting them up. :hehe:
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Robert_S » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:35 am

You guys better still be doing that by the time I make it over there.
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:54 pm

Cameras set up at the most popular places. City council sets up pay-per-view website. Citizens get to fuck and help reduce taxes. Win-win.
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Crumple wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Well, if I lived there, there's a bunch of officials that would not get my vote ever again.
It's interesting she went there two or three times. :whistle:
Maybe she's just piqued because she went dogging but is too much of a dog for anyone but a dog to dog.
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:40 pm

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Crumple wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Well, if I lived there, there's a bunch of officials that would not get my vote ever again.
It's interesting she went there two or three times. :whistle:
Maybe she's just piqued because she went dogging but is too much of a dog for anyone but a dog to dog.
Maybe got a dose? :dunno:
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by Seth » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:44 pm

Crumple wrote:
Seth wrote:
Crumple wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Well, if I lived there, there's a bunch of officials that would not get my vote ever again.
It's interesting she went there two or three times. :whistle:
Maybe she's just piqued because she went dogging but is too much of a dog for anyone but a dog to dog.
Maybe got a dose? :dunno:
More likely she wanted to but couldn't.
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Re: Stapleford Woods cleared to tackle 'dogging'

Post by klr » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:21 pm

Pappa wrote:Dogging's only illegal if someone sees it and is caused some distress... the same goes for public nudity. It's a weird situation.

That reminds me.... I designed a sign to put up in local car parks saying "DESIGNATED DOGGING AREA". I should really get round to printing off a few copies and putting them up. :hehe:
The first bit I can understand. If no-one else sees it, then how can anyone be in a position to report it? But the "distress" condition is so woolly you could knit it into an Aran Sweater and sell it in a Irish souvenir shop [/Blackadder mode]
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