You and Huxley can go and fuck yourselves.Geoff wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14885148.stmPensioner wrote:Fook off.Clinton Huxley wrote:Woohoo! Epic win.Geoff wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14930810.stm
Lancashire win County Championship Division One title![]()
Wooah lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky Lancashire!
Yorkshire have been relegated from Division One of the County Championship
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Mmmmmmm. Lovely County Championship!
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Division two needs a strong Yorkshire...

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Is there a "Mr Buy-Right" novelty garden gnomes" division that Yorkshire could aspire to for 2013?
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Meanwhile, Australia toils in the Sri Lankan sun, working hard towards our inevitable future return as Fuerhrer uber alles in the world of cricket...
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Come on, Ceylon!
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The more of a fight they give us, the stronger we become...Clinton Huxley wrote:Come on, Ceylon!
And it's very un-PC to refer to those dusky little chaps as coming from Ceylon...
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Sorry. I meant British Ceylon.JimC wrote:The more of a fight they give us, the stronger we become...Clinton Huxley wrote:Come on, Ceylon!
And it's very un-PC to refer to those dusky little chaps as coming from Ceylon...
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Looking good to level the series...Clinton Huxley wrote:Sorry. I meant British Ceylon.JimC wrote:The more of a fight they give us, the stronger we become...Clinton Huxley wrote:Come on, Ceylon!
And it's very un-PC to refer to those dusky little chaps as coming from Ceylon...

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Number One and the County Championship.. great stuff..
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Well, the 1st Test againt Pakistan is going marvellously!
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Whilst i was apprehensive of micky arthur as coach of the Australian team. A serious and i mean serious clean out was necessary. Fuck me sideways it happened with the reactionary board of selection almost all of them gone and faith put in youth. David Warner was pidgeonholed as t20 batsman i didn't buy it someone who can whack it around the ground like that isn't going to be 1 dimensional for long given the right support and coaching.
Nathan lyon is a roy of the rovers story employed initially as apart of the groundskeeping staff at Adelaide Oval was given a go at south australia (we couldn't get more shit to be fair) and now is a test spin bowler for Australia!. Now we have a board that isn't reactionary and believe that ponting clarke and co will play till they die we suddenly have a queue of players that are competiting for the baggy green.
Early days but i feel rather confident in the future hell even some of the english press are given us credit for crushing india.
Nathan lyon is a roy of the rovers story employed initially as apart of the groundskeeping staff at Adelaide Oval was given a go at south australia (we couldn't get more shit to be fair) and now is a test spin bowler for Australia!. Now we have a board that isn't reactionary and believe that ponting clarke and co will play till they die we suddenly have a queue of players that are competiting for the baggy green.
Early days but i feel rather confident in the future hell even some of the english press are given us credit for crushing india.
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Can someone explain concisely the rules of cricket?
If this has already been done, I apologize. I haven't read the whole thread.
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Well, it was the summer of 1312 and......Coito ergo sum wrote:Can someone explain concisely the rules of cricket?
If this has already been done, I apologize. I haven't read the whole thread.
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...and, there was a party at the Huxley residence?Clinton Huxley wrote:Well, it was the summer of 1312 and......Coito ergo sum wrote:Can someone explain concisely the rules of cricket?
If this has already been done, I apologize. I haven't read the whole thread.
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