Some of them make me laugh. What's your favorite?
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Material Safety Data Sheets
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Melting Point - Not Available!!! You have got to be kidding me! Who wrote that crap? 
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Isn't melting point just aproaching freezing point from the ass end?
0C, 32F, 273.15K
0C, 32F, 273.15K
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First Aid (water):
Inhalation: Not applicable.
I beg to differ.
Inhalation: Not applicable.
I beg to differ.
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Personal Protection (water): Safety glasses. Lab coat.
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PVC lab coat perhaps?ScholasticSpastic wrote:Personal Protection (water): Safety glasses. Lab coat.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
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House MD
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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I try not to mix business with pleasure.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:PVC lab coat perhaps?ScholasticSpastic wrote:Personal Protection (water): Safety glasses. Lab coat.
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Our company needs to write these things in 18 different languages.
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What fun!leo-rcc wrote:Our company needs to write these things in 18 different languages.
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
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Bah humbug!
In my early days as a teacher, we used to fill our labs with chlorine gas as we stuffed up our gas jar demonstrations, make hydrazine and explode it in drains, and chuck great big lumps of sodium im buckets of water...
And the kids fucking loved it...
These days, it's all health and safety up the wazoo
In my early days as a teacher, we used to fill our labs with chlorine gas as we stuffed up our gas jar demonstrations, make hydrazine and explode it in drains, and chuck great big lumps of sodium im buckets of water...
And the kids fucking loved it...
These days, it's all health and safety up the wazoo
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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One mustn't laugh about the massive evil that is Dihydrogen Monoxide -- we have been brainwashed by the large corporations to accept this harmful pollutant into our everyday lives! 
Re: Material Safety Data Sheets
Heh, in year eight the dude tried to pull that one on our class.
I was like 'lol, water'
and I got sent out for ruining his joke.
I was like 'lol, water'
and I got sent out for ruining his joke.
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