Fire Arms Officer Guilty Of Sex Gel theft?

[Atheist-Lite]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-16429825

Northampton firearms officer Neil Bull guilty of shoplifting

A firearms officer stole lubricant sex gel from a shop after panicking about his partner's daughter seeing him.

Neil Bull, 37, was found guilty at the town's crown court, of stealing the gel and other items from Boots, on three separate occasions in 2010.

Bull, of London Road, Wollaston, admitted taking the gel, but denied theft as he planned to go back to pay.

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Some things you just can't fathom and here's one.

[TonyBelch]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-16429825

Northampton firearms officer Neil Bull guilty of shoplifting

A firearms officer stole lubricant sex gel from a shop after panicking about his partner's daughter seeing him.

Neil Bull, 37, was found guilty at the town's crown court, of stealing the gel and other items from Boots, on three separate occasions in 2010.

Bull, of London Road, Wollaston, admitted taking the gel, but denied theft as he planned to go back to pay.

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Some things you just can't fathom and here's one.

And when would a plod believe that "he planned to go back to pay." Sheesh what a well lubricated twat!

[Atheist-Lite]

Prosecuting, Andrew Copeland accused Bull of shoplifting for thrills.

"You are a trained police officer, trained to think clearly under fire," he said.

"Why didn't you at least pay for your Lucozade?"

The implication being he'd have got away with it if he'd paid for the lucozade, that's one to remember.

[TonyBelch]

Odd behaviour. It's almost as though he wanted out of the job and couldn't bring himself to resign.