German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

[Svartalf]

It's German. It already blows.

Wrong, last time I heard, Merkel is one of the few women our prez is in regular contact with that he hasn't gotten any hummers from.

[Coito ergo sum]

It's German. It already blows.

If it's German, someone just craps in its mouth. They make the Japanese look normal...

[Svartalf]

It's German. It already blows.

If it's German, someone just craps in its mouth. They make the Japanese look normal...

Care to explain that?

I mean, Far as I'm concerned, the Germans are the square root of Japanese, whether it be in obsession with work, or perfectionism, and where it comes to craziness, they are more like the cubic or higher power root.

[Atheist-Lite]

I don't think Yellowstone is anything to worry about unless a lot of ice further north melts to relieve pressure on the cork? And that is unlikely isn't it?

You need a quick course in vulcanology.

I'm sat on a solid basalt shield here. I'm fine with my vulcanology.

Yep, until the ash hits the fan.

[Coito ergo sum]

It's German. It already blows.

If it's German, someone just craps in its mouth. They make the Japanese look normal...

Care to explain that?

I mean, Far as I'm concerned, the Germans are the square root of Japanese, whether it be in obsession with work, or perfectionism, and where it comes to craziness, they are more like the cubic or higher power root.

German porn.

Weird.

[Animavore]

Of course the Japanese aren't weird at all.

[Svartalf]

It's German. It already blows.

If it's German, someone just craps in its mouth. They make the Japanese look normal...

Care to explain that?

I mean, Far as I'm concerned, the Germans are the square root of Japanese, whether it be in obsession with work, or perfectionism, and where it comes to craziness, they are more like the cubic or higher power root.

German porn.

Weird.

U don't know Japanese media at all, do you?

[Coito ergo sum]

It's German. It already blows.

If it's German, someone just craps in its mouth. They make the Japanese look normal...

Care to explain that?

I mean, Far as I'm concerned, the Germans are the square root of Japanese, whether it be in obsession with work, or perfectionism, and where it comes to craziness, they are more like the cubic or higher power root.

German porn.

Weird.

U don't know Japanese media at all, do you?

You don't get hyperbole, do you?

Saying "they make the Japanese look normal..." is the joke -- the Germans and their shit films are so weird they make even the Japanese, kings of odd and inventive porn (inventors of bukkake, tentacle sex, and such) look normal... it was a JOKE, not intended as a forensic analysis of the disparate culture's porn proclivities to arrive at an objective conclusion as to which was weirder..

[Svartalf]

Given what the Germans have been known to produce in the domains of BDSM, scat and bestial porn, you can't be surprised I took you more literally than intended, can you?

[Gallstones]

That's not a super-volcano. This is a supervolcano.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

That is a lot of ejecta.
Looks like most of it will be blown away from me.
Bummer for you folks down wind.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That's not a super-volcano. This is a supervolcano.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

That is a lot of ejecta.
Looks like most of it will be blown away from me.
Bummer for you folks down wind.

Those are previous ash beds. And not all of them. What do you bet Yellowstone sets off Mt. Rainer when it blows?

[Gallstones]

That's not a super-volcano. This is a supervolcano.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

That is a lot of ejecta.
Looks like most of it will be blown away from me.
Bummer for you folks down wind.

Those are previous ash beds. And not all of them. What do you bet Yellowstone sets off Mt. Rainer when it blows?

Nothing, because I won't be here to collect or pay out.
But I'd bet against it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We could put the money in escrow, say in a Bahamanian bank?

[Atheist-Lite]

We could put the money in escrow, say in a Bahamanian bank?

Yeah. Maybe there's no Go-d but Sa-tan? the rocks have got 'merica covered from all angles? Bahamas are gonna be history one day.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/20 ... ript.shtml

[Coito ergo sum]

If the Yellowstone Caldera erupts, the US will cease to be as a nation, and the entire world will be in deep trouble. The eruption of Krakatoa in the 1880s had an effect on the climate worldwide. The Yellowstone Caldera would make Krakatoa look like popping a pimple.