The Iowa Caucuses - The Sausage Being Made

Who will win the Iowa Cockus?

Poll ended at Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:31 pm

Paul, Ron "Audit the Fed"
4
67%
Romney, Mitt "The Mormon"
0
No votes
Palin, Sarah "God's Candidate"
0
No votes
Bush, Jeb "The Smart Bush"
0
No votes
Santorum, Rick "Why Isn't Everyone Christian?"
0
No votes
Perry, Rick "Don't Mess W/Texas"
0
No votes
Cain, Herman "The Harasser"
0
No votes
Bachmann, Michelle "Sweet Tits"
1
17%
Huntsman, Jon "The Other Mormon"
0
No votes
Gingrich, "He Turned Me Into A" Newt
0
No votes
Roemer, Buddy "Who?"
0
No votes
No Preference
0
No votes
Other
1
17%
Cheese
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 6

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The Iowa Caucuses - The Sausage Being Made

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:18 pm

So, today is the Iowa Caucus for the Republican Party. So, today, "residents of the U.S. state of Iowa meet in precinct caucuses in all of Iowa's 1,774 precincts and elect delegates to the corresponding county conventions. There are 99 counties in Iowa and thus 99 conventions. These county conventions then select delegates for both Iowa's Congressional District Convention and the State Convention, which eventually choose the delegates for the presidential nominating conventions (the national conventions)." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_caucuses
The Iowa caucuses operate very differently from the more common primary election used by most other states (see U.S. presidential primary). The caucuses are generally defined as "gatherings of neighbors." Rather than going to polls and casting ballots, Iowans gather at a set location in each of Iowa's 1,774 precincts. Typically, these meetings occur in schools, churches, public libraries and even individuals' houses. The caucuses are held every two years, but the ones that receive national attention are the presidential preference caucuses held every four years. In addition to the voting and the presidential preference choices, caucus-goers begin the process of writing their parties’ platforms by introducing resolutions.[4]

Unlike the first-in-the-nation primary in New Hampshire, the Iowa caucus does not result directly in national delegates for each candidate. Instead, caucus-goers elect delegates to county conventions, who in turn elect delegates to district and state conventions where Iowa's national convention delegates are selected. Ironically, the state conventions do not take place until the end of the primary and caucus season: Iowa is in fact one of the very last states to choose its delegates.[5][6]

The Republicans and Democrats each hold their own set of caucuses subject to their own particular rules that change from time to time. Participants in each party's caucuses must be registered with that party. Participants can change their registration at the caucus location. Additionally, 17-year-olds can participate, as long as they will be 18 years old by the date of the general election. Observers are allowed to attend, as long as they do not become actively involved in the debate and voting process. For example, members of the media and campaign staff and volunteers attend many of the precinct caucuses. Youth who will not be eligible to vote by the date of the general election may also attend as observers and may volunteer to attend the county convention as youth delegates.
For the Republicans, the Iowa caucuses follow (and should not be confused with) the Ames Straw Poll in August of the preceding year. Out of the five Ames Straw Poll iterations, the winner of the Ames Straw Poll failed to win the Iowa caucuses twice, in 1987 and 2007.

In the Republican caucuses, each voter officially casts his or her vote by secret ballot. Voters are presented blank sheets of paper with no candidate names on them.[8] After listening to some campaigning for each candidate by caucus participants, they write their choices down and the Republican Party of Iowa tabulates the results at each precinct and transmits them to the media.[9] In 2008, some precincts used a show of hands [10] or preprinted ballots.[11] The non-binding results are tabulated and reported to the state party, which releases the results to the media. Delegates from the precinct caucuses go on to the county conventions, which choose delegates to the district conventions, which in turn selects delegates to the Iowa State Convention. Thus, it is the Republican Iowa State Convention, not the precinct caucuses, which selects the ultimate delegates from Iowa to the Republican National Convention. All delegates are officially unbound from the results of the precinct caucus, although media organizations either estimate delegate numbers by estimating county convention results or simply divide them proportionally.
By way of historical reference: The 2008 Republican Iowa Caucuses had the following result - 2008 – Mike Huckabee (34%), Mitt Romney (25%), Fred Thompson (13%), John McCain (13%), Ron Paul (10%), Rudy Giuliani (4%), and Duncan Hunter (1%). Ultimately, the Republican Presidential candidate was John McCain.

So, who will win the Iowa Caucuses this year?

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Democratic caucus participants (though not Republicans, whose caucuses vote by secret ballot) must publicly state their opinion and vote, leading to natural problems such as peer pressure from neighbors and embarrassment over who his or her preferred candidate might be. Another criticism involves the sheer amount of participants' time these events consume
Arguments in favor of caucuses include the belief that they favor more motivated participants than simple ballots, and that supporters of non-viable candidates are able to realign with a more popular candidate and still make their vote count.[citation needed] Additionally, many caucus-goers consider them more interesting due to how much more interactive they are than a primary. Lastly, one other argument in favor is that caucus-goers get more information before making their vote, so those voting will potentially be more educated about their candidate choices than primary-goers.
An Iowa caucus can last up around two hours, preventing people who must work, who are sick, or must take care of their children from casting their vote. Absentee voting is also barred, so active-duty Iowan soldiers lose the opportunity to participate, as do locally-registered college students who leave the state during winter holidays. The final criticism is the complexity of the rules in terms of how one's vote counts, as it is not a simple popular vote

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:31 pm

Please, please, please, let Dec. 21st be the end of all this.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:32 pm

I think that newt will win.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:34 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
I has a "Shewt Newt" t-shirt. Doesn't fit anymore. :sigh:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:42 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
You just want to laugh at us for having a "President Newt." Damn your black heart Huxley! :lay:

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:43 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
I has a "Shewt Newt" t-shirt. Doesn't fit anymore. :sigh:
I thought such martial references in politics were considered uncivil, and such violent imagery, like crosshairs, ought have no place in political discourse? :ask:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:47 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
I has a "Shewt Newt" t-shirt. Doesn't fit anymore. :sigh:
I thought such martial references in politics were considered uncivil, and such violent imagery, like crosshairs, ought have no place in political discourse? :ask:
In point of fact the words were cruciform with concentric rings spreading out from a common center. I shall endeavor to find a pix of said shirt.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:49 pm

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:49 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
I has a "Shewt Newt" t-shirt. Doesn't fit anymore. :sigh:
I thought such martial references in politics were considered uncivil, and such violent imagery, like crosshairs, ought have no place in political discourse? :ask:
In point of fact the words were cruciform with concentric rings spreading out from a common center. I shall endeavor to find a pix of said shirt.
You're encouraging violence and incivility.

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Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
I has a "Shewt Newt" t-shirt. Doesn't fit anymore. :sigh:
I thought such martial references in politics were considered uncivil, and such violent imagery, like crosshairs, ought have no place in political discourse? :ask:
In point of fact the words were cruciform with concentric rings spreading out from a common center. I shall endeavor to find a pix of said shirt.
You're encouraging violence and incivility.
I am a violent and uncivil person. According to some folks. :coffee:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:56 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Please, please, please, let Dec. 21st be the end of all this.
Won't it end before, like, on election day?
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Clinton Huxley wrote:I think that newt will win.
Double trouble, boil and bubble ;)
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:59 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Please, please, please, let Dec. 21st be the end of all this.
Won't it end before, like, on election day?
November 5th, this year. Can't fuckin' wait.
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Re: The Iowa Caucuses - The Sausage Being Made

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:00 pm

This is the only time I ever notice Iowa now that I know they aren't the state famous for potatoes.

Or, are they? :hehe:
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