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Arun Sandhukha, Indian Man, Dies After Penis Allegedly Bitten Off By Rats
An Indian man who died in a state-run hospital is alleged to have had his penis chewed off by rats, Asian Age newspaper reports.
Arun Sandhukha, 53, had been a pneumonia patient at SSKM Hospital in Kolkata (formerly Calcutta) since December 11. According to the newspaper, his family members arrived at the hospital for a visit and found him in a pool of blood, with no medical staff in sight.
"No nurse was found at the scene and he was writhing in pain. His penis had been nibbled by rats," a victim's relative identified as Bishwanath said. The relative said that hospital staff "admitted the presence of rats in the hospital."
Later in the day, Sandhukha was pronounced dead.
Arun Sandhukha, Indian Man, Dies After Penis Allegedly Bitten Off By Rats
An Indian man who died in a state-run hospital is alleged to have had his penis chewed off by rats, Asian Age newspaper reports.
Arun Sandhukha, 53, had been a pneumonia patient at SSKM Hospital in Kolkata (formerly Calcutta) since December 11. According to the newspaper, his family members arrived at the hospital for a visit and found him in a pool of blood, with no medical staff in sight.
"No nurse was found at the scene and he was writhing in pain. His penis had been nibbled by rats," a victim's relative identified as Bishwanath said. The relative said that hospital staff "admitted the presence of rats in the hospital."
Later in the day, Sandhukha was pronounced dead.
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They were medicinal rats! You know, like medicinal leeches. And they were only supposed to do a circumcision! But the poor little blighters got carried away...
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Oww...
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I think I'd have made a complaint of some sort well before they actually started eating it. 

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How can a person not feel that happening?!
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I wondered the same thingGallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments
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If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
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Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise.tattuchu wrote:I wondered the same thingGallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!![]()
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments
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Why would they go after his dick? And I'm being serious. Do rats generally eat live flesh? Or might there have been something wrong with his wiener, and the stench attracted them? Maybe it was really cheesy? Do rats actually like cheese, or is that just in stories?Svartalf wrote:If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
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One can only hope. It'd be the most action my dick has seen in yearsJohn_fi_Skye wrote:Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise.tattuchu wrote:I wondered the same thingGallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!![]()
Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments
And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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They're just waiting their turn.
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Do we know whether other bits that were sticking out were also targeted? Toes? Fingers? Ears? Scapulae? That's the trouble with tabloid reporting: not that it's sensationalist, but that it's so incomplete.tattuchu wrote:Why would they go after his dick? And I'm being serious. Do rats generally eat live flesh? Or might there have been something wrong with his wiener, and the stench attracted them? Maybe it was really cheesy? Do rats actually like cheese, or is that just in stories?Svartalf wrote:If he wass sick enough, and the personnel too far, he may have felt it and not been able to do a thing about it.
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tattuchu wrote:One can only hope. It'd be the most action my dick has seen in yearsJohn_fi_Skye wrote:Ha ha ha. That was very amusing, Tattuchu. In fact, it was such a jolly thing to happen - I really have to hope you'll enjoy the same kind of demise.tattuchu wrote:I wondered the same thingGallstones wrote:How can a person not feel that happening?!![]()
Not much info:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/3 ... l#comments
And no one there has laughed at my joke yet. Buncha uptight commie pinko politically correct faggots



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I've seen men gnawed on by rats, you kind of hope they were dead before it happened. However, the snippets above say "nibbled on", not "bitten off".
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The title had Rats not rats, so I was afraid one of the women had turned cannibalistic.
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