Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:29 am

amok wrote:Since it apparently happens year after year, I wonder if it's become (at least in part) some sort of act for the tourists. The broom swatters I saw didn't connect with anyone (though I didn't see where the one the guy chucked across the room landed), and the police were just waving their batons in the air half-heartedly. It reminds me of the "slap fights" I occasionally had with my sisters when we were little kids - lots of arm-flapping but no actual violence.
Apart from sounding like the name of an old-testament prophet, "Amok" is a brilliant name for a person commenting of the behaviour of these sectionable fucking maniacs.
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:33 am

As it says in the Book of Amok 20:11

"Lo, and men will turn on each other as rabid dogs,. And Brothers before Dog will fight and call each other "pagan" and "idolater""
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:53 am

Svartalf wrote:As it says in the Book of Amok 20:11

"Lo, and men will turn on each other as rabid dogs,. And Brothers before Dog will fight and call each other "pagan" and "idolater""
I always thought it was quite amusing that in Russian and related languages the word for "god" is "bog". Where I'm from "bog" is a colloquial word for a toilet. When I think about it, this is the ultimate proof of the non-existence of god: if he existed, he'd never allow any language to call him a pisser and a shitter. :dance:
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:59 am

Yep... never thought on that angle... I think of Bog when I'm on the bog.
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:24 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
amok wrote:Since it apparently happens year after year, I wonder if it's become (at least in part) some sort of act for the tourists. The broom swatters I saw didn't connect with anyone (though I didn't see where the one the guy chucked across the room landed), and the police were just waving their batons in the air half-heartedly. It reminds me of the "slap fights" I occasionally had with my sisters when we were little kids - lots of arm-flapping but no actual violence.
Apart from sounding like the name of an old-testament prophet, "Amok" is a brilliant name for a person commenting of the behaviour of these sectionable fucking maniacs.
I gather that the word "amok" derives from Malay, and was used to designate folk who suddenly become violent and uncontrollable...
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:43 am

JimC wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
amok wrote:Since it apparently happens year after year, I wonder if it's become (at least in part) some sort of act for the tourists. The broom swatters I saw didn't connect with anyone (though I didn't see where the one the guy chucked across the room landed), and the police were just waving their batons in the air half-heartedly. It reminds me of the "slap fights" I occasionally had with my sisters when we were little kids - lots of arm-flapping but no actual violence.
Apart from sounding like the name of an old-testament prophet, "Amok" is a brilliant name for a person commenting of the behaviour of these sectionable fucking maniacs.
I gather that the word "amok" derives from Malay, and was used to designate folk who suddenly become violent and uncontrollable...
There you go. So it's a typically unfeeling an unempathetic British Empire response to the perfectly reasonable opposition to imposed hegemony shown by the locals.
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:16 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
JimC wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
amok wrote:Since it apparently happens year after year, I wonder if it's become (at least in part) some sort of act for the tourists. The broom swatters I saw didn't connect with anyone (though I didn't see where the one the guy chucked across the room landed), and the police were just waving their batons in the air half-heartedly. It reminds me of the "slap fights" I occasionally had with my sisters when we were little kids - lots of arm-flapping but no actual violence.
Apart from sounding like the name of an old-testament prophet, "Amok" is a brilliant name for a person commenting of the behaviour of these sectionable fucking maniacs.
I gather that the word "amok" derives from Malay, and was used to designate folk who suddenly become violent and uncontrollable...
There you go. So it's a typically unfeeling an unempathetic British Empire response to the perfectly reasonable opposition to imposed hegemony shown by the locals.
Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
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Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
Singapore?
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:22 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
Singapore?
One port then (albeit an important one).
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:36 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
Singapore?
One port then (albeit an important one).
Isn't that where they launched a battleship with no bottom.



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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:32 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
Singapore?
One port then (albeit an important one).
The whole of Malaya, as it was then, was coloured red on the maps before WW2 - it was definitely part of the old Empire...
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Re: Priests brawl in Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity

Post by klr » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:13 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Did the British Empire ever have much of a presence in the Malay Peninsula? :ask:
Singapore?
One port then (albeit an important one).
Isn't that where they launched a battleship with no bottom.



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