Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

[Svartalf]

Legal citizens shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a shocking infringement upon hereditary privilege.

How else will we install you as the Monarch, Emperor of the United Kingdoms of America, Potentate of Puerto Rico, Gerent of Guam, and of course, King of Prussia (Pennsylvania)?

By a military coup followed by assent from the Hereditary Peers.

[Coito ergo sum]

Legal citizens shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a shocking infringement upon hereditary privilege.

How else will we install you as the Monarch, Emperor of the United Kingdoms of America, Potentate of Puerto Rico, Gerent of Guam, and of course, King of Prussia (Pennsylvania)?

You don't vote for kings!

Well, then how'd you get that, ay?

I'll tell you! By exploitin' the workers!

And, 'angin' on to your dated imperialist dogma!

Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[Gallstones]

Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it

or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.

[Coito ergo sum]

Legal citizens shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a shocking infringement upon hereditary privilege.

How else will we install you as the Monarch, Emperor of the United Kingdoms of America, Potentate of Puerto Rico, Gerent of Guam, and of course, King of Prussia (Pennsylvania)?

By a military coup followed by assent from the Hereditary Peers.

Well, whatever works to get his eminence into the White House.

Hux, will your first act as sovereign be to disband Congress?

[Coito ergo sum]

Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it

or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.

Who would write the questions?

[Svartalf]

Legal citizens shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a shocking infringement upon hereditary privilege.

How else will we install you as the Monarch, Emperor of the United Kingdoms of America, Potentate of Puerto Rico, Gerent of Guam, and of course, King of Prussia (Pennsylvania)?

By a military coup followed by assent from the Hereditary Peers.

Well, whatever works to get his eminence into the White House.

Hux, will your first act as sovereign be to disband Congress?

disband? Hell, no, convene them. and then arrest them en masse and hang them from the cupola.

[Azathoth]

Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it

or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.

Who would write the questions?

Each party could write their own and have them vetted by an independent panel

[Coito ergo sum]

Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it

or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.

Who would write the questions?

Each party could write their own and have them vetted by an independent panel

There is an independent panel?

[Azathoth]

Well a mixed panel at least

edit: or outsource it to India

[Coito ergo sum]

Well a mixed panel at least

edit: or outsource it to India

Sounds workable. How long would you give it before a third party candidate's description is sabotaged by the powers-that-be in order to cripple that person's campaign? Would you give it 2 seconds, or 3?

[Clinton Huxley]

Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.

[Gallstones]

Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it

or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.

Who would write the questions?

University Poli Sci professors.

[Bella Fortuna]

Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.

For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!

[Clinton Huxley]

Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.

For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!

Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...

[Bella Fortuna]

Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.

For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!

Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...

My days are seeming distinctly numbered as far as that goes. Venturing out to the grocery store seems a recipe for having Zilla/Ayaan crash into me, even from thousands of miles away. No one is safe!